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This is really embarrassing for the mother, do read on.This is a Singapore story (supposedly)... Hilarious!

1. There''s no "Donny & Marie Hanukkah Special"

A little rabbit is running happily through the

A Navy man and an Army man are driving opposite

Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

A man and his wife were sitting in church, the

There was a long line of souls before the gate

A couple went to church every week, but every

Three men all die on Christmas Day, and arrive

A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an

There was once a pair of high school sweethearts.

(Sing to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)

A fellow bought a new Corvette and was out on an

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A man walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines him, the dentist says, "That

A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening.

Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the

Pedro was trying to get into the U.S.legally through Immigration. The Officer said "Pedro, you have

One night, a little blind boy's mother said to him, "Anthony, if you pray really, REALLY hard tonight,

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will

Essential NEW WORDS FOR 2004 editions for the work-place vocabulary: BLAMESTORMING Sitting around

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

A new Mercedes owner was out on an interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will

A travelling ventriloquist on the road in between jobs decided to practice his craft before his next

There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. By mistake, St.Peter directs him to go below. So,