neighbors

1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your

Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You

Season's Beatings There's gotta be a better way

And the Lord spoke to Noah: ''In six months I'm

1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and

If you throw a party, the worst thing you can do

There once was a young couple who lived in a town

Dear Santa: You must be surprised that I am writing

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes

Always take the time to smell the roses... and

Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr.

A reporter went up into the hills of West Virginia

20) With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always

Dearest John, I went to the door today and the

John and Sam are two neighbors always in competition.

This guy comes home from work one day to find his

1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing

1) You can GET chocolate. 2) “If you love

An old man and woman were married for years, even

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first

A newlywed couple just moved into their new house.

December 14, 1972 My dearest darling John:

1. Wear your glasses. Make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes,

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But all

Back a few years ago, I went over to my neighbors house.(She was a blonde), and for some reason she

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though, they hated each other. When they had

A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon. "Care to go upstairs

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After

MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.

Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again are thunder and lightning. Commandment

In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer

Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had

Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Mann went to study at an English university and was living in the

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation,