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Gordon Brown, George Bush and Saparmurat Niyazov are flying to a world economic summit. Saparmurat looks

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, CLASS OF 2003! First of all

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead

My genitals are so gigantic, and yours so woefully

These are excuse notes from parents (with their

Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red

A couple has been married for 50 years. One day

How many perverts does it take to put in a light

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot.

1) You try to enter your password on the microwave.

Two 6 year old boys were attending religous school

An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or

    This is an actual job application

    BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in

But Doctor, You HAVE To! In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52,

A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.

A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean

Two couples went on a vacation together. One of the men stated, "Our sex life has become routine

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,"

A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. When he wakes up he's surrounded by several anxious looking

This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the

I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud! These are real notes written from parents

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th

For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how TRUE this is! They actually have a chili

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas. The