notices

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him.He

A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own

A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight.

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him

A woman walks into a drug store to buy tampons. She notices a group of tampons stacked on a table in

A tired traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight. Very tired after a long day's trip he asks the clerk

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car

One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom

Superman is flying around one day and he's feeling kinda horny. So he finds Batman sitting on top of

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari

One day, a priest decides to take a walk to the

A firefighter is working on the engine outside

Saddam Hussein and President George W. Bush meet

A blonde get's in her car and notices her steering

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are riding

A young man goes out and buys the best car on the

A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they

A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84

A man is opening a restaurant and he asks one of

A husband is at home watching a football game when

A woman arrives home from work and her husband

One day a secretary is leaving on her lunch break,

A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding and he

A hot babe goes into a bar and orders a 'sex on

Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one

A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.

A man notices a blonde sucking on the bottom of

This middle-aged guy wakes up one morning and notices

So, a gay man goes to church one Sunday. As the

A man moved into a new apartment, and he decided

One day, a farmer decides to buy a new rooster

A blonde decides to show her husband that despite

A woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. A

A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant

A man is looking in the classified ads for a job.

The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at

A small guy enters an elevator and notices a huge

It is a normal drill day at the Marine base in

A customer in a restuarant orders a bowl of soup.

A man notices a peculiar rash on his chest. The

One day a preacher goes to visit an elderly lady.

A rather confident young man walks into a bar and

A woman goes to the gynecologist for the first

A man walks into a bar and sits down right across

A sailor and a pirate walk into a bar. They sit

A guy with two black eyes walks into church one

A guy sees a sign outside a bar that says "Piano

This blonde woman went to Canada to seek her fortune

A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says 'brains

A man is driving down the road and notices a car

A man walks outside to his car for work, when he

Bill Clinton is out jogging around in some of

One day, an old guy gets on a bus. Several minutes

When women see a ''caution'' sign, they carefully

A man goes into a psychiatric hospital to visit

Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a

Two guys are golfing on a course that is right

It is Rennaissance Italy and Lothario and his friend

A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this

A comedian, new to the profession, is looking for

A man walks into a pub and sits down at a table.

There's a bunch of doctors gathered together at

A groom passes down the aisle of the church to

A good-looking woman walks into a bar wearing a

A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch,

Dan wakes up on Monday morning, staggers into the

On Father's Day, a little boy decides to make his

A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices

Two Americans decide to open a bungee-jumping business

A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day

    A businessman boards a flight

A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and

A businessman returns from the far east. After

Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad

A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New

From an article in the Wall Street Journal, about

Crazy Mike the Biker walks into a pharmacy and

A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them

A brash young man strolls into a bar and takes a seat next to a stunningly attractive woman. He gives

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall, "$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL

A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO It is also the most

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows

A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his

A five year old boy comes to visit his grandparents and notices his grandfather sitting on the porch,

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a

After getting all of The Pope's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver

BACHELOR: A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable. BRIDE: A woman

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches

A young fellow at the state fair stood watching an old Indian. Above the old Indian was a sign that

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices the very handsome cab driver won't stop

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his

Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list and

Sitting on the edge of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car driving

A Mexican man becomes an instant millionaire after winning the lottery. With his newfound wealth,

One day a fella was driving home when he suddenly realized that it was his daughter's birthday and

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They

A man comes up to the cashier and she notices that his fly was open. She looks at him and says, "Your

A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful (and intelligent) pet dachshund

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. One his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts

A man goes into an elevator, looks around and notices that he is alone except for this great, big,

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid

A man and his young son are in the drugstore when the son sees the shelf of condoms and asks his father

A young fellow at the state fair stood watching an old Indian. Above the old Indian was a sign that

A policeman cruising past a bar after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out front.

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives

This woman goes to a pet store to purchase some dog food. She puts the bag of food up on the counter

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 1999 Ferrari GTO. It is also most expensive

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,HONEY, COULD YOU FIX

One day a woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some quackers. The bartender explains that the bar

A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the front.

A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices

A blonde is driving down the road. She notices that she is low on gas, so she stops at the gas station.

A family is driving in their car on a holiday. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving,

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham and bacon. After several weeks, he notices

A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell

A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices

A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red