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A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"I grabbed my stuff,

PPO = Preferred Provider OrganizationHMO = Health Maintenance OrganizationThe Queen of England was visiting

There was a middle aged couple, who had two stunningly beautiful teenaged blonde daughters. They decided

There was this case in the hospital's Intensive

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

A gentleman on a flight to Atlanta had a serious

A man is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen

A man at a retirement home was walking around with

A doctor is walking down the street and sees a

A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84

1. Hijack wheelchairs and speed around the hallways.

Nurse: Doctor, Doctor, there's an invisible man

A GOOD ONE... enjoy. There was this case in the

A army doctor walked into a room to check on his

A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up

Q: Did you hear about the army nurse who went to

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their

Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen? A:

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? The

Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about

A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an

A lady shows up at her doctor's appointment. The

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed

A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says 'brains

Q: How many nurses does it take to change a light

When the nurse was bathing a female patient who

Nursery Crimes: Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,kissed

A biker had been injured in an accident and was

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly

you grind your coffee beans in your mouth. you

Mr. Jones was an old man with Alzheimer's who lived

Two guys both have 9 a.m. appointments at a vasectomy

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital

This guy is in the hospital with two broken legs

How is the modus operandi of a cowardly, nynmphomanical

A nurse was on duty in the emergency department,

Sag! You're It! Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy 20

What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? Humpme

One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly

Three couples were married and stayed at the same

A big shot businessman had to spend a couple of

But Doctor, You HAVE To! In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52,

A highway patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as

The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's

A woman sat in the waiting room when her octogenarian husband was in the examination room for his

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wong's have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely,

"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they

1. Sag, you're it. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick

--Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife

A big shot executive had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses

Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital. There was one young nurse that just drove him

A mother of five decides to get plastic surgery on her privates so her husband can enjoy the snugness

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff,

This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers... Our next song is "Angels

A nurse of an old folks home walked into the room of Mr. Jones and noticed he was crying at the foot

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She's laid on a hospital trolley bed

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb.

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was

Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter

It's the first of April, and Joe is out of town on business. He returns home to find out that his wife

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb.

A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There's plenty of food

The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady. For almost

A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always

A site called “Who Represents” where you can find the name of the agent that represents