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Two Old Ladies

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One

Man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 ...

A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84

Nursing Home Chit Chat

At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior

Bush Visits a Nursing Home

President George W. Bush decides it is time to

Bumpersticker Bonanza

* Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell

Betrayal

Two residents at a nursing home became good friends.

A Firm Handshake

At the nursing home, Abe and Edna had struck up

40' Long and Stinky

What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?

Dirty Old Woman

An old man and an old woman are sitting in a nursing

Dead Penis

Mr. Jones was an old man with Alzheimer's who lived

Nursing Home

Did you hear that nursing homes are starting to

Bumper Stickers II

All men are idiots, and I married their King.

Old People Get It On

Two elderly folks in a nursing home wanted to get

Geriatric Sex

Two old biddies were talking about their lives

An Old Fart

One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly

Wheelchair Speed Demon

Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and

Wacky News of the World

But Doctor, You HAVE To! In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52,

A Few Drinks

A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says:

3 Dirty Birds

Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old

My Private Part

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to

Involuntary Muscles

A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary

Some Bumper Stickers Part 2

*Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal. *I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. *WANTED:

Nursing Home Negotiations

Two elderly residents, one male and one female, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home

Getting Old

At a nursing home a group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments. "My arms

Smoking in the Rain

two Old Ladies Were Outside Their Nursing Home, Having A Smoke, When It Started To Rain. One Of The

Wheelchair Fun

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners