Jokes
Two Old Ladies
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One
Man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 ...
A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84
Nursing Home Chit Chat
At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior
Bush Visits a Nursing Home
President George W. Bush decides it is time to
Bumpersticker Bonanza
* Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell
Betrayal
Two residents at a nursing home became good friends.
A Firm Handshake
At the nursing home, Abe and Edna had struck up
40' Long and Stinky
What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?
Dirty Old Woman
An old man and an old woman are sitting in a nursing
Dead Penis
Mr. Jones was an old man with Alzheimer's who lived
Nursing Home
Did you hear that nursing homes are starting to
Bumper Stickers II
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
Old People Get It On
Two elderly folks in a nursing home wanted to get
Geriatric Sex
Two old biddies were talking about their lives
An Old Fart
One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly
Wheelchair Speed Demon
Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and
Wacky News of the World
But Doctor, You HAVE To! In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52,
A Few Drinks
A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says:
3 Dirty Birds
Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old
My Private Part
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to
Involuntary Muscles
A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary
Some Bumper Stickers Part 2
*Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal. *I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. *WANTED:
Nursing Home Negotiations
Two elderly residents, one male and one female, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home
Getting Old
At a nursing home a group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments. "My arms
Smoking in the Rain
two Old Ladies Were Outside Their Nursing Home, Having A Smoke, When It Started To Rain. One Of The
Wheelchair Fun
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners