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Radio Interview

This story occurred on Melbourne radio. One of the stations has a competition where they ring someone

Busted

A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage

Teacher and Student

The class was very noisy just now because there wasn't any teacher, but now everyone suddenly turned

Memorandum

TO: All employeesFROM: The bossDATE: August 3, 2000RE: Foul LanguageIt has been brought to management's

Drinking Politics

A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar

Pickup Lines Doomed to Fail

1. Is it any coincidence that your blouse matches

Top Ten Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and

How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi

1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color. 2.

Words From Women

"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,

Something To Sneeze At

A man is sitting next to a woman on a jet that

Live On The Radio

An FM station has a competition where they ring

Bill Of No Rights

Our Rights: The following was written by State

Swearing at Work

To all Employees: It has been brought to Management's attention that some individuals throughout

Politically Incorrect

A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some "Polish Sausage." The clerk looked at him and

Parrot and the Madam

Rhonda went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the

Local Brothels

A dedicated shop steward was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.

Words Women Use

FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to

The Amazon Parrot

When Uncle Charlie died of old age, Bill was bequeathed his uncle's prized Amazon parrot. This parrot

Redneck Jedi

You might be a Redneck Jedi if..... you ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." your

Chili taster named Frank

For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how TRUE this is! They actually have a chili

The Rude Parrot

David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse