Jokes
Radio Interview
This story occurred on Melbourne radio. One of the stations has a competition where they ring someone
Busted
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage
Teacher and Student
The class was very noisy just now because there wasn't any teacher, but now everyone suddenly turned
Memorandum
TO: All employeesFROM: The bossDATE: August 3, 2000RE: Foul LanguageIt has been brought to management's
Drinking Politics
A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar
Pickup Lines Doomed to Fail
1. Is it any coincidence that your blouse matches
Top Ten Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate
10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and
How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi
1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color. 2.
Words From Women
"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,
Something To Sneeze At
A man is sitting next to a woman on a jet that
Live On The Radio
An FM station has a competition where they ring
Bill Of No Rights
Our Rights: The following was written by State
Swearing at Work
To all Employees: It has been brought to Management's attention that some individuals throughout
Politically Incorrect
A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some "Polish Sausage." The clerk looked at him and
Parrot and the Madam
Rhonda went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the
Local Brothels
A dedicated shop steward was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
Words Women Use
FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to
The Amazon Parrot
When Uncle Charlie died of old age, Bill was bequeathed his uncle's prized Amazon parrot. This parrot
Redneck Jedi
You might be a Redneck Jedi if..... you ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." your
Chili taster named Frank
For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how TRUE this is! They actually have a chili
The Rude Parrot
David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse