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I stopped at a fast food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign which offered fat free french

A wife arrived home from a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed naked, with a

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him. As he sits down, the bartender comes over and

George W. was out jogging one morning along the

George W. Bush was out jogging one morning when

A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor

A husband is at home watching a football game when

A Navy man and an Army man are driving opposite

A Yankees fan was enjoying himself at the game

There was this nouveau riche blond girl, who went

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the

Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find

An elephant was walking through the jungle one

There was a guy on a golf course that he had never

An owner offered one hundred dollars to anyone

On a plane, a man and his wife are offered tea

This blonde woman went to Canada to seek her fortune

A young woman experienced car trouble late one

A guy was riding down the road when he saw a

It was the night of prom, and Sally didn't have

Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons.

Following a tragic boating accident, a husband

A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and

One day avant-garde violinist Malcolm Goldstein,

A man had an idea that could make him rich. After

Two golfers meet on the same golf course, on the

Once upon a time there were three men lost in a

Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving

A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and offers

Bob is a regular guy out at a local bar One night

A man and his wife are stranded on a desert island.

There is no truth to the rumor that the Florida

A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a wasp

The pentagon said they had too many generals running

Q: What did Ms. Lewinsky allegedly say when offered

Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up

A young Bulgarian peasant girl of fourteen went

Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are

A married couple was in a terrible accident where

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. Coincidentally,

Donna's husband Mike died suddenly one day. Donna was taking care of the funeral arrangements with

Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the

1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat in this? 4. Do you think

King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could

Congress Votes to Outsource Presidency, Washington, DC (AP) Congress today announced that the office

Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax! I met the surgeon general.

An elderly couple was watching television one evening. The wife said, "I am going to get a dish of

Mark and Paul stopped into an English pub for a drink. They called the proprietor over and asked him

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders.

Donna's husband Mike died suddenly one day. Donna was taking care of the funeral arrangements with

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,"

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down.

George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes

A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. While checking the

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told

A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He

A city slicker, named Tommy, was on vacation in Texas. His hosts, being very hospitable, invited him

A wife arrived home from a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed naked, with

I once received a fax with a note on the bottom to fax the document back to the sender when I was

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious

Here are some observations about the politicians who run our country. They are from a Washington, D.C.travel

A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonalds one cold winter evening. They looked out of place

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back and

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing

A busy farmer needed some help with tending to the animals. His mother-in-law offered to spend

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,HONEY, COULD YOU FIX

A circus owner walked into a shop to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On

A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of

"I can let you have this top-of-the-line stereo for nine hundred dollars, minus six percent for cash,"

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for