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1. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. 2. Press any key to continue or any other key to

A father, passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them

1. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.2. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN.3. All Men Are Animals,

Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"Caller: "The cup holder

There was a guy who worked for Blockbuster video.

Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You

Once again the female staff will be offering courses

Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some

Years of straining with poopie-ing, we can only

The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions,

Whether the cause is a previous night of drinking

* Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell

There was an older man who'd married a younger

A little boy came home from school one day and

A middle aged woman lived alone except for her

One Sunday afternoon an older couple was listening

An older single woman was shopping at the grocery

What do older women have between their breasts

After World War II, an American soldier was going

(which in our society means over 25) An older

Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine

What do blondes and cow patties have in common?

Last night I got temporary amnesia and I totally

1) You always know if you are the first one to

A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part

A 7-year-old and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs

What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop?

A woman who was rather old-fashioned, delicate,

One evening a mom and dad and two sons are watching

A young fellow walks into a bar. An old crotchety

The young fellow was about to be married and was

There were three extremely poor men. They were

A man walking his son in the park one day came

All men are idiots, and I married their King.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can

What is 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1? Bo Derek getting

An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat

Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the

Members of Congress...people of America....I banged

   As you grow older, what lost

Joe was moderately successful in his career, but

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten,

The new minister's wife had a baby. The minister

During WW II an American soldier had been on the

A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength.

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend,

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she

Dear employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for all department areas, we are

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. I work hard because millions on welfare

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' --

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the

Two old guys were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. The first

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older

I believe in having sex on the first date. At my age, there may not be a second date. Senior Campbell's

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2..

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and bullsh*tted a bit,

Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Tampax and proceed to the checkout counter.

DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend,

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out

1.Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. 2.Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. 3.Press

A woman went to the doctor's office and was seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says,

California Vinters in the Napa Valley area. which primarily produces Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired

An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the

Dear Employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced

An older Jewish man married a younger woman. After several months, the young woman complained that

A Texas family of football supporters head out one Saturday to the outlet mall to do their tax-free

A young doctor had moved out to a small rural community to replace the retiring country doctor. The

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. * Keep skunks and bankers and

1. "Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." 2. "I've always wanted

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three

The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions.

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.

As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining

The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the Windows XP: 1. Enter

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older

Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first. My memory's

*Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal. *I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. *WANTED:

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody

Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface. On one hand, I'm indecisive;

A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that

I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting

A man went to the beach to work on his tan. In his hotel room that night, he noticed that he had a

Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Having sex in a twin bed is out

Modern medicine has come up with some great new stuff to make life easier ...: St. Mom's Wort ~

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn't notice it. A woman

If you recall the old Hollywood Squares show, this will bring a tear to your eyes. They are worth

Description Missus manifests as a female humanoid providing cooking/cleaning features, and a sitting-room/TV

This is a test for men only and all "real men" will answer "C" to all of these questions. However,

Men are like ....... Laxatives ...... They irritate the @#%$ out of you. Men are like ........

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what

Little Jenny walked into the kitchen one day and looked up at her mother, who was busy cooking dinner.

An older couple had a son, who was still living with his parents. The parents were a little worried,

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of

Four older men stand on the first tee. Just as Ralph is about to hit his tee shot, a funeral procession

This young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how

Three prospective church goers attend a meeting with the clergy of a local church and ask to become

A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength.

During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw,

A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use