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Jokes From Doctors

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"I grabbed my stuff,

Plastic Surgery

A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is sent to a hospital. While on the operating table, she

In His Image

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was

Software Upgrade

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from

30 Ways To Have Fun in a Hospital

1. Hijack wheelchairs and speed around the hallways.

Forest Gump

A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates,

Windows 95

Windows 95: 32-bit extensions and a graphical

Aggies R Dum

There was an Aggie, a Longhorn, and a Bug Eater.

Dark Suckers

For years it has been believed that electric bulbs

Punk Rocker

A nurse was on duty in the emergency department,

Who's the Most Fun to Operate On?

Four surgeons were sitting around discussing

The Fly

From an article in the Wall Street Journal, about

Operating Room

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The

Girlfriend 7.0

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the

Advice From Tech Support

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down

Heart Attack

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table,

The Surgeons

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says,

Hospital Trolley

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She's laid on a hospital trolley bed

A Kinder, Gentler System

A "Kinder, Gentler System" Sony has announced its own computer operating system now available on

Three Nurses

Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter

Four Surgeons

Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. The first surgeon said,

Near Death

A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she