Jokes
Snow in June
A big-rig operator stopped to pick up a female hitchhiker wearing REALLY short shorts."Say, what's your
Make sure he's dead
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't
To Diet For
A fat man sees an ad that reads "Lose weight. Only
The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...
This week, the Bush administration finally released
Telephone Operator's Proposal
How did the telephone operator propose to his girlfriend? He
Comfortable
Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
* Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people
Moron Computer Operator
How can you tell if you have a moron computer operator
Yo Mama's Speed Dial
Your mama's so stupid she put the operator on
Blonde on Fire
A blonde's house was on fire. She called 911 and
Murphy's Laws of Combat
* If the enemy is in range, so are you Incoming
On The Job Training
Three couples were married and stayed at the same
True [Stupid] Crime Stories
A Denton, Texas man was arrested for filing a false
Last Names
My daughter called me at work to say I was to phone Ian at my bank. The operator asked me what Ian's
The True Origin of the Internet
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself
Total Eclipse of Communication
From : Managing Director To : Executive Director "Tomorrow morning there will be a total eclipse
Prize Bull
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few
A TEXAS 911 CALL
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Billy Bob that she would send someone
Missing Parrot
There once was a lady who was very concerned about her missing parrot. Not knowing what to do, she
Tell the Truth
A lady is having a bad day at the tables in Vegas. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she