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A woman goes to the doctor's office and says to him. "Doctor, I've got a strange problem I need your

A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. "This dog can speak English," he claims to the

You've lost the feeling below your ankles. When

President George W. Bush was getting angry about

George W. Bush told Dick Cheney, "I really hate

Don't Say This to Your New Girlfriend's Parents... 1.

Little Johnny was playing with his father's wallet

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of

There was a nintey-year-old lady who was still

Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one, and

A man wakes up to find his dog, dead, lying next

Time magazine sent a survey to women in Arkansas,

Men are always whining about how we women suffocate

    A couple go to Mexico City for

   As you grow older, what lost

A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog,

Three guys, a teenager, his father and his grandfather

Our Rights: The following was written by State

A Japanese company ( Toyota ) and an American company (General Motors decided to have a canoe race

Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax! I met the surgeon general.

"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they

TO: Honorable Secretary of Agriculture Washington, D.C. Dear Sir, My friend, Buba Peterson,

And your crybaby whinny opinion would be...? This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. I

George Carlin Speaks Out... I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t . 2. I don't know what your

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass. Impotence...Nature's way of saying

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play.

This is a test for men only and all "real men" will answer "C" to all of these questions. However,

On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people

God looked at earth and wanted to know what kind of behaviour that was going on. He decided to send

18. If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em!" 17. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks

Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible. You make over $300,000 and still can't

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!"

Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist,