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One day a man walked in a bar with a box. He sat

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A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if

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When the Lord gave out brains, I thought he said

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business

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A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders

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A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair

There was a little guy sitting at a bar drinking a beer. A while later a huge guy walked into the bar

A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his

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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior

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A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully

A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a double martini on the rocks. After

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One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating

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A guy walks into a bar and asks for three beers. The bartender puts them up and then watches the guy

German scientists dug 50 metres underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these

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Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother's Day morning. As she lay there looking

A young man at his first job as a waiter in a diner has a large trucker sit down at the counter and

John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital

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