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This guy and this girl have been married for about 25 years and there sex just wasent happening anymore.

The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter. The man

A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball. So they advised their butler that they were giving

Trying to make up for bad behavior, Bill Clinton went to the shopping mall to buy Hillary a gift. "I'd

Two lawyers are leaving the office. ââ,¬Å"I

There was a young girl who loved to wear skirts

Yo mama so ugly, that when she wore Pepper Jack

Why don't witches wear panties? Better grip on

How's Your Melon Smellin'? Two women were walking

Mary Lou, the blonde, was out playing in the garden

On her way to Grandma's house, Little Red Riding

A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine's

A man is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a

At the scene of a terrible road accident, a guy

An old man and women owned a farm. The old man

A man went to a gift store to buy his girlfriend

A man walks into a bar next to an extremely hot

Why do blondes wear woolen panties? To keep

A modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie

A young man wished to purchase a present for his

A farm boy who had just finished his schooling

There was this guy who always went out drinking

A wife decides that she needs to spice up her and

A rather confident young man walks into a bar and

An elderly man and woman meet in a bar and get

A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out

Little Red Riding Hood was packing her things.

Dave's friends came up to him after work one day

A man and his wife were on their honeymoon. The

A husband and wife were having some problems in

A rich lady gives her butler the night off because

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out

Three men all die on Christmas Day, and arrive

A blind man walked into a diner and made a strange

One day four boys were playing soccer in the schoolyard.

A biker had been injured in an accident and was

One day a little girl came running into her house

* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of

A Mismatched Pair of Gloves A young man wished

When did Bill Clinton go to Victoria's Secret?

A blonde was standing outside a fast food store,

A newlywed couple had just arrived in their honeymoon

1: Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon lead

1. Confucious says, panties not best thing on earth,

Two girls were walking down the sidewalk on a hot

One day this man says to his wife, "Lets take a

Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?

    White House staffers were perplexed

Grandma went into Victoria's Secret and wanted

If the government is going to put health warning

Doris and Fred had started their retirement years

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A brash young man strolls into a bar and takes a seat next to a stunningly attractive woman. He gives

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a

What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original

A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed,

Three men die and meet Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of

The Sheriff in a small Texas town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the

Sherry lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her

Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine's Day. As they had not been

A young woman who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband's

The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties. "After all,

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives

Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to

God summons St. Peter and says, "St. Peter, we have a problem. Heaven is full. However, we have a

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating