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The Bible for Dummies

AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN:

The End is Near

A priest and pastor from the local parishes are

The Golfer and the Leprechaun

One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and

Father Murphy's Donkey

Father Murphy was a very poor priest in a very

Nine is Enough

One day, shortly after having her ninth baby, the

Put It On Your Organ

One day Reverend Smith went to visit Mrs. Jenkins,

New Priest in Town

A priest from Ireland was assigned to a Texas diocese. One morning, Father O'Malley rose from his

Catholic Dog

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died,

Your Abbreviated Guide to Proper YankeeTalk

If your unfortunate enough to have to visit Yankee Country - like Boston (pronounced BAH-stin), this

Father Norton

Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early

Holy Trick

The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful

Clean Windows

The local vicar is having a bath, and he's a little bored, so he decides to, 'pleasure' himself. He's

I've Fallen

There's an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.

No Sex

A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements

Priest's Donkey

The parish was very poor and the priest tried everything he could to raise money. But the Bingo

Lost Rooster

The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the

The Preacher

"Is it proper for a man to profit from the mistakes of another?" a parishioner asked his minister. "Definitely

The State of Education

The old pastor made it to a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked into the

Soap and Water

A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners who he knew being an unkempt housekeeper.

Adultery Code

There was this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.