Jokes
The Bible for Dummies
AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN:
The End is Near
A priest and pastor from the local parishes are
The Golfer and the Leprechaun
One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and
Father Murphy's Donkey
Father Murphy was a very poor priest in a very
Nine is Enough
One day, shortly after having her ninth baby, the
Put It On Your Organ
One day Reverend Smith went to visit Mrs. Jenkins,
New Priest in Town
A priest from Ireland was assigned to a Texas diocese. One morning, Father O'Malley rose from his
Catholic Dog
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died,
Your Abbreviated Guide to Proper YankeeTalk
If your unfortunate enough to have to visit Yankee Country - like Boston (pronounced BAH-stin), this
Father Norton
Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early
Holy Trick
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful
Clean Windows
The local vicar is having a bath, and he's a little bored, so he decides to, 'pleasure' himself. He's
I've Fallen
There's an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.
No Sex
A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements
Priest's Donkey
The parish was very poor and the priest tried everything he could to raise money. But the Bingo
Lost Rooster
The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the
The Preacher
"Is it proper for a man to profit from the mistakes of another?" a parishioner asked his minister. "Definitely
The State of Education
The old pastor made it to a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked into the
Soap and Water
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners who he knew being an unkempt housekeeper.
Adultery Code
There was this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.