parrot

A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had

A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots,

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they

A young punk gets on a bus and sits down in directly

A pirate walks into a bar with a peg leg, a parrot

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Why doesn't George W. Bush eat parrots? A little

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father,

One day a blonde and a redhead were playing together

A man was robbing a house in the middle of the

A middle aged woman lived alone except for her

One day while at the White House, the maid was

Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

Q: What do you get when you cross a centipide with

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot.

One day, an old guy gets on a bus. Several minutes

One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out

There was a old man sitting on a bench outside

Three nuns used to go to the church from their

There was a chicken farmer who owned a talking

What's a polygon? A dead parrot.

One night a robber broke into a home and heard

This hous wife got tired of being alone everyday

What does a perverted parrot say? Polly

A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday

There's this fellow with a parrot. And the parrot

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere

A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot

This guy is not getting along so well with his

A man gets to his seat on the plane, and is surprised

A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot

A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father,

A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He's got

One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on an exotic parrot. He really wanted this

At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Senor Humphrey? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet

Rhonda went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the

An old man was sitting on a bus. A young man sat down beside him. He had spiked hair in all different

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around looking for valuables and when

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for

When Uncle Charlie died of old age, Bill was bequeathed his uncle's prized Amazon parrot. This parrot

Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her

One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he

A young punk gets on the cross town bus and sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and

There once was a lady who was very concerned about her missing parrot. Not knowing what to do, she

A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so

A woman wanted a pet so she went to the local pet shop. She looked at the dogs and the cats but finally

A woman goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female

David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse