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This story occurred on Melbourne radio. One of the stations has a competition where they ring someone

Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.She got a terrible headache and told her husband

A Texas business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in

A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball. So they advised their butler that they were giving

1. How many trarlokks does it take to trokkclap

A firefighter is working on the engine outside

Two cowboys walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail

A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far

Two smart, attractive, well-educated young law

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered

An Alabama man turned 18 and went to a local house

Two campers were hiking in the forest when all

In this world God made Eve first and one day he

How does a gay man fake an orgasm?

Two aliens land their plasmic cosmo craft in Jack

Two guys are committing a robbery. One of them

1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City

This letter was started by a woman, like yourself,

A man with an average handicap decides to play

THINGY (thing-ee) n. For a female: Any part under

Q: My fiancee still has feelings for his old girlfriends.

One day, the Pope is visiting America and driving

A man and his wife were invited to a swanky masked

Q. How is sex like bridge? A.If you don't have

How many perverts does it take to put in a light

It's the year 2389, and martian and earth couples

Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their

A newlywed couple had a slight problem when it

An American businessman is on a business trip

One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a

Two golfers meet on the same golf course, on the

Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta? Oh,

Sex is like a card game - if you don't have a good

Two guys were working for the city. One would

1: Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon lead

1. Confucious says, panties not best thing on earth,

Saturday 1:00 A.M. Alarm clock rings. 2:00

Two couples go away on a two-week holiday together.

One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim

Three guys, a teenager, his father and his grandfather

A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an

-It is always possible to park directly outside

A lawyer lies dying, his partner of 40 years by

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN

Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are

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An FM station has a competition where they ring

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The room was full of pregnant women and their partners.

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1. Wear your glasses. Make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes,

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood.

Golf balls are like eggs. They're white, they're sold by the dozen, and every week you have to buy more. A

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing quite

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor

Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn 1. During foreplay, he's always double-clicking

These three men went into business together and the first one said: "I put up sixty-five percent

Take Care of the Big Rocks First A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in

Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room. Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room. Marriage-

An older Jewish man married a younger woman. After several months, the young woman complained that

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood. To

Two golfing friends were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown Some days you're the dog; some

It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle

[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody

THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's

There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either

1. Put bi-focals on . double check that you're with the right partner. 2. Set alarm on your clock

Two 90 yr. old men decided to go to there local whore house one more time before it was to late. They

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The

One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs

Three members of a golf club were arguing loudly while the fourth member of their group lay dead in

News just in of Microsoft's latest venture: Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop, and you see

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door

Two guys immigrate to America. On their first day off the boat they are wandering around New York

An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him. The Devil

These three men went into business together and the first one said: "I put up sixty-five percent

A group of friends who went deer hunting separated into pairs for the day. That night, one hunter

A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. --Henny Youngman The best way

It was the annual homecoming dance at the local high school gym. Most of the young folk were out on

Two Martians land in the middle of the night in a closed gas station. They get out of their space ship.

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife came down with a terrible headache