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In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of gas. Sensibly, management

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"I grabbed my stuff,

A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her

Three boys were sitting on some steps watching

There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was

Yo mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to

What do you get when you cross a cabbagepatch doll

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A Navy man and an Army man are driving opposite

Police arrested Joe Bloggs, a 27-year old white

A man left his cat with his brother while he went

One fine sunny morning a man decides to go golfing.

A sailor and a pirate walk into a bar. They sit

A guy went to the doctor to quit smoking, and the

There was a contruction worker who was working

A man is participating in a golf tournament. He

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The Perfect Dump -- Every once in a while, each

A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch

Q: What do you get when you cross the Pilsbury

There was this guy who wanted to quit smoking.

Two blondes are driving down the freeway chugging

Two rednecks are driving down the highway, drinking

    White House staffers were perplexed

"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit." "It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch." "He

Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year-old white male resident of Wilmington, NC, in a pumpkin

A man was sitting at a bar when he noticed a pirate walk in the front door. The pirate had a peg leg, a

After getting all of The Pope's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver

Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurtin', even the mouse. The

A frightened man dialed 911 to report! an assault. "I was coming in the back door," said the man to

--Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife

Two rednecks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer, when flashing lights from a policeman

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff,

Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it

There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She

Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas. The

An old sailor was out walking on the dock one day when he met a former ship mate of his. They had not

A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains

"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your drivers license?" "What's a license???"