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A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender,

A man goes to a restaurant, orders some takeout,

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One

A woman walks in a bar and asks the bartender if

A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near

A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a

One evening, a man was at home watching TV and

One day a preacher goes to visit an elderly lady.

An old man and a young man work together in an

Your Mama is so fat that when she went to the zoo,

A man goes into a psychiatric hospital to visit

Once upon a time, Three Little Pigs walk into a

You're so fat that when you go to the zoo, the

A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A guy is tossing peanuts into the air and catching

A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? Doctors

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual

A DOCTOR at an asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached

Guy in a bar playing pool has a pet monkey. Monkey jumps onto the table, grabs the cue ball and stuffs

Ben and Haley had gotten up in years, and their memories weren't quite what they used to be. They

A young lady stops by her grandmother's house on the way to a dance. She wants to introduce her boy