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Knock, knock Who's there? You ever hear the joke

Blonde Mixup

How do you know when a blondes been having a bad

Top Ten: Questions that Make You Go, "Huh?"

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? What

Signs You Have a Hangover

You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's

Bubba and Tiny Go on Probation

Two football players, Bubba and Tiny, were taking

Nerdz

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load

Sunday School Daze

Mary can't stand Sunday school, but her brother

Top Ten Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and

How to be Obnoxious in Jr. High...

1) In the middle of class, run to the middle of

Monkey Brains

You are in a room with three monkeys. One holds

A Fence Bid

Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction

Dark Suckers

For years it has been believed that electric bulbs

Constipated Accountant

Did you hear about the constipated accountant?

Blonde Carpenter

A blonde carpenter was fixing up some wooden window

Bad Day Blondie

How do you know a blonde's having a bad day? Her

Diver Meets Guy Underwater

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world

Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge Device

    BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in

How to Write a College Paper

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted

Little Mary Margaret

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually, she slept throught the class.

Contractors

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C.. One from New Jersey,

Funny Windows Messages for 2006

1.Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. 2.Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. 3.Press

Spanish Lesson

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated

George Carlin's Philosophy Class

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three

New Windows Messages

The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the Windows XP: 1. Enter

IRS Genie

A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling

Parking Ticket

So I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out

Girl in Sunday School

There was a girl who went to sunday school and always fell asleep. One day the teacher asked and pointed