Jokes
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Blonde Mixup
How do you know when a blondes been having a bad
Top Ten: Questions that Make You Go, "Huh?"
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? What
Signs You Have a Hangover
You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's
Bubba and Tiny Go on Probation
Two football players, Bubba and Tiny, were taking
Nerdz
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load
Sunday School Daze
Mary can't stand Sunday school, but her brother
Top Ten Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate
10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and
How to be Obnoxious in Jr. High...
1) In the middle of class, run to the middle of
Monkey Brains
You are in a room with three monkeys. One holds
A Fence Bid
Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction
Dark Suckers
For years it has been believed that electric bulbs
Constipated Accountant
Did you hear about the constipated accountant?
Blonde Carpenter
A blonde carpenter was fixing up some wooden window
Bad Day Blondie
How do you know a blonde's having a bad day? Her
Diver Meets Guy Underwater
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world
Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge Device
BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in
How to Write a College Paper
1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted
Little Mary Margaret
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually, she slept throught the class.
Contractors
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C.. One from New Jersey,
Funny Windows Messages for 2006
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Spanish Lesson
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated
George Carlin's Philosophy Class
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three
New Windows Messages
The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the Windows XP: 1. Enter
IRS Genie
A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling
Parking Ticket
So I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out
Girl in Sunday School
There was a girl who went to sunday school and always fell asleep. One day the teacher asked and pointed