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In the zoo, two girls are discussing a gorilla with a huge penis: "THAT's what a real man must have!"

Granddad pulls out a beer and the little boy says, "Grandpa, can I have one of those?"Grandpa says "Is

A man with a 20-inch penis went to his doctor to complain that he was unable to get any women to have

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered

A man having trouble achieving an erection decides to consult a witch doctor.The witch doctor throws

Tarzan was walking through the jungle one day and got into a fight with a lion.The lion rips off one

One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world and she was an

A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight.

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not

Two astronauts, a man and a women, were on a mission to go to Mars and make contact with intelligent

A man is having problems with his dick, which certainly had seen better times. He consults a doctor who,

Dennis Rodman found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle.

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk,

Ali married Aminah. Ali was so innocent that he did not know how to consummate the marriage (actually

A guy was setting up like a bank account or something like that, and he was being taken care of by a

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someoneandwritten the word 'penis' in

Q: Why was the suicide bomber disappointed when

A gentleman on a flight to Atlanta had a serious

A guyââ,¬â"¢s been dating the girl of his

A football coach noticed that his star tackle,

Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing.

An old man and a old woman met at an retirement

There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head.

Q: What do you say to a man with five penises? A:

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A man is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen

A man at a retirement home was walking around with

A bear was chasing a little rabbit. "Stop running

A Redheaded mom walks into her daughter's room,

What do you call a guy with a blue penis? A tight-fisted

There was this redneck that walked into a bar and

A lady walks into her doctors office screaming.

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were all

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A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining

A truck driver had a 2 day lay-over during the

A leprechaun walks into a bar, and he see's a sign

One day Saddam Hussein was walking in the desert

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary

At a news conference, a journalist said to the

There was a 40 year old man called Ian, and he

A man had a bad case of stuttering. He went to

Why did George Bush cross the road? Beause his

A husband said to his wife, "I will take a photo

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A guy was driving his truck along the interstate,

What would you find on bin Laden's penis? Camel

What's the space between a man's wallet and his

A guy goes to see a doctor and when they get into

This lady is on an airplane and is seated next

Three women are discussing their teenage daughters.

One day Lone Ranger and his side kick Tonto were

frederick the slimy cock was sucking penis when

I'M GLAD I'M A MAN I'm glad I'm a man, you better

A 13 year-old old paperboy knocks on the door of

While walking home from work one day, Frank saw

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A man was unemployed and bored, so he decided to

Two aliens land their plasmic cosmo craft in Jack

One day three dwarfs went walking and saw a sign

A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic

There once was a toad that was excluded from all

Insider's Guide to the Male Vocabulary ''Haven't

A man walks into a bar with an alligator on a

A man with a fifty inch penis goes to the doctor

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were

A man on a plane asked the stewardess if he could

What's the smartest thing that ever came out of

What's the difference between a bonus and a penis?

One day a teacher went into her class room and

This guy goes into a tattoo shop and requests to

Three rednecks are talking about how stupid their

One Sunday afternoon an older couple was listening

There was a guy that was stranded on an island.

A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a

Dad: Son, what is the difference a penis and a

Why is there a hole in the tip of men's penises?

How many perverts does it take to put in a light

A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation.

There was a young man from Peru Who fell asleep

Little Joey was sitting in the back of class rubbing

Why does a man's penis have a hole in it? So

It's the year 2389, and martian and earth couples

A woman went to the doctor's and complained of

A guy applied for a job at a post office and got

A guy went to the doctor to quit smoking, and the

A man had a very small penis, so he went to a witch

A man goes to see the doctor and tells the doc

Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study

Long time ago, in the land of Persia there lived

One night, Sam went out drinking only to find the

Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: They

A guy calls into a radio station and he says

Three penises were talking to each other and the

A very thirsty guy realizes that he's just walked

Q. What did the penis say to the condom? A.

This lady goes to a vet and learns that that if

What's the useless flesh around the penis called?

At the nursing home, Abe and Edna had struck up

Things a Man Would Do if He Woke up with a Vagina 10.

There's this Amish girl and she tells her mom that

The worst thing in the world to be is a penis:

Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a

A man was out of town on business. While sitting

Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in

Tom walks out of a bar, swaying back and forth

One day God came to Adam to pass on some news.

A woman from Alabama, who knew absolutely nothing

Q. What's the similarity between penises and fish? A.

A train hits a bus load of nuns and they all perish.

Tarzan falls from his vine while he is swinging

A woman was engaged to get married. She had never

There was a man who had a 25 inch penis, so he

A boy was in school and the teacher asks him, ''Bobby,

Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence Let's

Did you hear about the guy with five penises?

A man sees a growth coming out from the center

Mr. Jones was an old man with Alzheimer's who lived

What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck?

Man who stick face in punchbowl get punch in nose.

A guy is about to be married, and he's thinking

A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the

A young man joined the Army and signed up with

If I put my penis in your ear would you hear me

A guy who has a stuttering problem says to his

There was a chicken and a horse playing together

A little girl came home from school and told her

There was a successful doctor who had an office

A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe

There once was a toad who was a bit different than

There was this guy who wanted to quit smoking.

A young deaf-mute couple got married. At first

A little boy was playing in his sandbox when the

Why do men have holes in their penises? To

A man arrived at a small village in India, and

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out

What do you get when you cross a penis & a potato?

What's the similarity between a Rubics Cube and

(Sing to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)

There once a man who worked in a pickle factory.

There was once a man who had problems satisfying

A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a wasp

A man in a hotel lobby accidentally bumps a woman

What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in

Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom!

A man goes to his doctor and says, ''Doctor, Doctor,

One day God came to Adam and said, ''I've got some

What's the first thing to come out of a man's penis

There were three women who always hung their laundry

A couple took their young son for his first visit

A young woman with small breasts buys a finely carved

A mortician was working late one night. It was

A woman going through the change of life went to

A very old couple book a honeymoon suite in a five-star

When the ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times,

A man is very ashamed of his penis because of the

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed

    A businessman boards a flight

This guy is not getting along so well with his

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'Twas the night before crisis, And behind White

Once upon a time, there was a little old man who

A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining

Let's watch Lifetime! Sex is overrated. I don't

A guy goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a

One day when the teacher walked to the black board,

    The Penis requests a promotion

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. It

    One morning, while she was making

When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public

Donny is a 17-year-old ninth grader who is becoming

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed

A businessman returns from the far east. After

    The following information was

There was an old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween

Jack tells his doctor how he can no longer sustain

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1. Cover your stump before you hump. 2. Before

Crazy Mike the Biker walks into a pharmacy and

In 1993, the American Government funded a study

A guy is in a hotel lobby. He bumps into a lady

A man walks into a Doctors office and puts a note on the table in front of the Doctor. The note says:

A young boy goes to the zoo with his father. As they are passing the elephant exhibit the youngster

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. But decides, what the heck,"

A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his

Davie walks into a bar and sees his friend Norm slumped over the bar. Davie walks over and asks Norm

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies

A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody

A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck,

A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?" The mother, surprised,

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A man goes into an elevator, looks around and notices that he is alone except for this great, big,

Gary and Martin were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory, when Gary glanced over and noticed

A guy goes into a public washroom and has to use the only available urinal, between two elderly men.

A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game. During the game the guys notice

A nurse of an old folks home walked into the room of Mr. Jones and noticed he was crying at the foot

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached the gas

A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went through the standard training,

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home

The teacher was telling her students in the sex education class about human anatomy. She took her pointer

A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women." "Yeah what happened?"

A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his next

A guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming over this weekend, and they

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his wang

Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while

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