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An old woman dying in her old mans hand. Old man begs doctor for some help and says: -Please help,

A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.She protested, "But we don't

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"I grabbed my stuff,

A wife arrived home from a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed naked, with a

A Texan, a Californian, and Oregonian are out riding horses. The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered

I think Santa Claus is a woman... I hate to be

1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City

A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic

Q: My fiancee still has feelings for his old girlfriends.

Albert Einstein used to go to dinners where he

A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his

A blonde has been working in a broom factory since

A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower,

The Perfect Dump -- Every once in a while, each

Two rednecks are driving down the highway, drinking

There once a man who worked in a pickle factory.

If Oracle made toasters... They'd claim their

A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan

All-Purpose Excuse Form, designed to get you out

Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically

Joe was moderately successful in his career, but

"I'm going fishing." Really means... "I'm going

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny

    Yes, it's hard to believe, but

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell,

1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Winston Churchill "A modest

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage

--Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife

This is true !! It details what to do if an anaconda attacks you. Excerpt is from the US Government

I think Santa Claus is a woman .... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's

A wife arrived home from a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed naked, with

One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. "My daughter, you have

Two rednecks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer, when flashing lights from a policeman

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff,

The Doctor said: "The good news is I can cure your headaches...The bad news is that it will require

1. "I can't find it." MEANS: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless.

1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards,

A wife arrived home from a shopping trip and was shocked to find her husband in bed with a lovely

These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism website and obviously the answers

The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from Air Force fliers about crazy Army paratroopers

A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if

1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping. 2. Blaming your

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his

A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his next

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell,