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Sex Chinese Style

A Chinese man arranged for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undressed,

Don''t Say a Word

Eddie went shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally

Software Upgrade

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from

Top Ten Surreal, Scary, or Stupid Situations

Remake of "Roots" starring Michael Jackson Performance

Honk If You Love Jesus

The other day I saw a ''Honk if you love Jesus''

Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0

MEMORANDUM RE: Computer Software Warning Last

GirlFriend 1.0 - Software Helpline Excerpt

I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend

Husbands' Performance

Three women were sitting around talking about their

Employee of the Month

These individual quotes were reportedly taken from

Rules of Bedroom Golf

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment

"Honey, I Can't Perform!"

A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon.

Viagra Worked -- Now Let's Try These...

    With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer

Survival of the Fittest Brain Cells

    A herd of buffalo can only move

Unethical?

Irish greyhound racing authorities have banned trainers from giving dogs the anti-impotence drug Viagra

Greenland

A US Air Force C-141 is scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's

Birthday Party

A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out..... a caterer, band, and a

The Downside of Steroids

The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids. The teams performance soars. They

A Modern Day Parable

A Japanese company ( Toyota ) and an American company (General Motors decided to have a canoe race

Corporate America

Old tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to

Grandma's Letter

Grandma's letter; She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear

The Rules For Bedroom Golf

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play

Georgia State Trooper

A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 2 miles south of the Georgia/South Carolina

Girlfriend 7.0

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the

Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA)

WASHINGTON, DC (AP) - Congress approved sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many

Rules for Work

1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me.

Advice From Tech Support

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down

C-141

A US Air Force C-141 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's

Microsoft vs GM

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto

Kid's Birthday Party

This lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out. She had a caterer, band,

Christmas Parrot

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for

Don't Speak

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a