Jokes
Sex Chinese Style
A Chinese man arranged for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undressed,
Don''t Say a Word
Eddie went shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally
Software Upgrade
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from
Top Ten Surreal, Scary, or Stupid Situations
Remake of "Roots" starring Michael Jackson Performance
Honk If You Love Jesus
The other day I saw a ''Honk if you love Jesus''
Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0
MEMORANDUM RE: Computer Software Warning Last
GirlFriend 1.0 - Software Helpline Excerpt
I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend
Husbands' Performance
Three women were sitting around talking about their
Employee of the Month
These individual quotes were reportedly taken from
Rules of Bedroom Golf
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment
"Honey, I Can't Perform!"
A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon.
Viagra Worked -- Now Let's Try These...
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer
Survival of the Fittest Brain Cells
A herd of buffalo can only move
Unethical?
Irish greyhound racing authorities have banned trainers from giving dogs the anti-impotence drug Viagra
Greenland
A US Air Force C-141 is scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's
Birthday Party
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out..... a caterer, band, and a
The Downside of Steroids
The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids. The teams performance soars. They
A Modern Day Parable
A Japanese company ( Toyota ) and an American company (General Motors decided to have a canoe race
Corporate America
Old tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to
Grandma's Letter
Grandma's letter; She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear
The Rules For Bedroom Golf
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play
Georgia State Trooper
A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 2 miles south of the Georgia/South Carolina
Girlfriend 7.0
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the
Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA)
WASHINGTON, DC (AP) - Congress approved sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many
Rules for Work
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me.
Advice From Tech Support
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down
C-141
A US Air Force C-141 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's
Microsoft vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto
Kid's Birthday Party
This lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out. She had a caterer, band,
Christmas Parrot
One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for
Don't Speak
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a