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How do amoebas keep in touch? With cell phones.

A Blonde goes to a barber and asks for a haircut.

A blonde wearing a headset walks into a barbershop

A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak

Dear Jennifer, I have an interesting

It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out

One day, there was a man sitting on a bus. Since

Q: What's the difference between cell phones and

A blonde went to go get her haircut wearing pair

Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically

A man phones home from the office and tells his

A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, US troops in Afghanistan prove they've retained their sense

A blonde is roller-skating down the board-walk one day. She's just skating along in her lycra pants,

Me: Hello. AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T. Me: Is this AT&T? AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T. Me: This is

Hang on to any of the new State of Alabama quarters. If you have them; they may be worth much more

Note: Sometimes a story comes along that needs no polishing or enhancement to make it better.

Leah phones her husband at work, "Izzy, do you have time for a chat?" "Sorry, darling, this is not

Hang on to any of the new State of Arkansas quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more

Here's why . According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's,

Hang on to any of the new Newfoundland quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more than

Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible. You make over $300,000 and still can't

It's Saturday morning and John's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he

German scientists dug 50 metres underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these

There was this guy and he was driving along until he got a flat. He spotted a near-by farm and decided

A guy phones a law office and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist replies, "I'm