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One night, a husband and wife were having a conversation during dinner:WOMAN: What would you do if I

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy

The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at

Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed

A few fraternity brothers needed to fill a science requirement in order to graduate, so they spent weeks

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A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar

Yo mama's head so big, instead of having dreams

One day a teacher told her students to draw a train

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture

There was a man who loved baked beans, but they

Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party.

The American Dairy Association was so successful

Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered

A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but

Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden If You're Invited

Gary Condit is found dead with a smile on his face.

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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." ...George

When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of

Juan Valdez names his mule after you. You chew

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of

A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and

There once was a little kid named Billy who loved

1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City

You might be a redneck if your last pictures were

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture

Being a huge Elvis fan, a pretty, young woman strolled

Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth.

This guy, about 40, walks into a bar and orders

There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate

There was this bartender & he was working at the

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but

This guy goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor shows

There was this teacher who was teaching young kids

Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of

Jan.10 5:00 P.M. It's starting to snow. The

Q: Why do blondes smile when there's lightning?

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out

This is a true story about a recent wedding that

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a

There was once a pair of high school sweethearts.

A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this

Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampton

you grind your coffee beans in your mouth. you

Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself

Why does a blonde smile at lightning? She

Yo mama's so hairy, when she went into the woods,

Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they

Happiness is waking up in the morning and finding

Your dad's so gay, when he went missing they put

Why do blondes smile when lightening flashes?

Yo' mam is so fat the only pictures you have of

There was a guy in a bar and he asked the bartender

Yo mama is so fat, her picture fell off the wall!

Joe stopped at his favorite watering hole after

A survey of top personnel executives of 100 major

Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says,

You might be a redneck if you had to remove your

A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated

A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs.

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."

A Denton, Texas man was arrested for filing a false

    What to not say to the nice

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted

A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but

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When you are dating..... Farting is never an

1. I'll swallow it all.. I love the taste.

Eddie's first-grade class was having a game of

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned

Q. Did you hear about the new magazine for married

15 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping

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Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. I work hard because millions on welfare

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for

a.. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. b.. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was

In the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restroom under informal guidelines. Effective

1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat in this? 4. Do you think

Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2..

Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax! I met the surgeon general.

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.'

A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of

DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are

your breasts must think i'm good lookin cause they keep lookin at me. Hey baby, you keep running

A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,"

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people

Having a rough day? Just in case you've had a rough day, here's a stress management technique recommended

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. He played with his toys in her bedroom while

A young girl on a year's training course in South Africa recently received a "Dear John" letter from her

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named

You live in Arizona when.. 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You

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Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain air.

I once received a fax with a note on the bottom to fax the document back to the sender when I was

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am. 9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women

On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people

A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time

1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards,

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary in London, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner

A Policeman was drilling 3 blondes, who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in

DRESS CODE It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you

Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife - When there is a problem,

CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house

Dear Diary: Day 1 Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a

After a long night of making love this guy rolls over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over and

The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans

A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes

The day care teacher holds up a picture and asks, "What's this?" "A horsy," one child answers. "And

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills

The teacher was telling her students in the sex education class about human anatomy. She took her pointer

This an interactive joke, so have a piece of paper and pen handy. A blonde woman walks into an auto

A child in class, when asked to draw a picture of the Holy Family, produced a picture in which Mary

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

There was a preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance that he could get, he could be found on the

There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were

There are some children in a class naming animals and they come across a picture of a deer. So the

A photographer from a well know national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone