Jokes
The Fish-Eating Competition
One day some fisherman caught tons of fish called
Congressman's Money
A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said,
The Great Hunter
A man claimed he could name any animal that was
You Filthy F***ing Parrot
There's this fellow with a parrot. And the parrot
Three Explorers Are Captured...
Ã, Ã, Ã, A Frenchman, an Englishman and
Shot To The Heart
Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly
Dumb Crooks Roundup
BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES...THEY COULD COME
Kick in the Ass
Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old US Marine Sergeant were captured by
Grandma's Revenge
When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol.
Trial
"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant, "you came home from work early
A 93-Year-Old Woman
A 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, decided that
Canoe
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and
Moral of the Story
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with
Black Nascar Drivers
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: (I bet his life will be miserable
Gunshot Wound
Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his accountant. The Godfather