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The Fish-Eating Competition

One day some fisherman caught tons of fish called

Congressman's Money

A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said,

The Great Hunter

A man claimed he could name any animal that was

You Filthy F***ing Parrot

There's this fellow with a parrot. And the parrot

Three Explorers Are Captured...

Ã, Ã, Ã,  A Frenchman, an Englishman and

Shot To The Heart

Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly

Dumb Crooks Roundup

BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES...THEY COULD COME

Kick in the Ass

Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old US Marine Sergeant were captured by

Grandma's Revenge

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol.

Trial

"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant, "you came home from work early

A 93-Year-Old Woman

A 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, decided that

Canoe

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and

Moral of the Story

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with

Black Nascar Drivers

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: (I bet his life will be miserable

Gunshot Wound

Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her

The Godfather

The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his accountant. The Godfather