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A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"I grabbed my stuff,

A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight.

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him. As he sits down, the bartender comes over and

An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant.

A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar

A man walks into a coffee shop and places his order. "I'd

A man is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they

A bank robber was running from the law. The police

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A female Olympic swimmer was talking with one of

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A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and

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Two friends, named Harry and George, go on a trip

On a rainy night, three guys were driving through

An elderly couple are watching the 700 Club. The

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One day a guy and a girl were making out in her

What if Data Ran Windows98? WORF: Captain, there

One night two drunks were wandering the town trying

A man goes into a psychiatric hospital to visit

Bill Clinton and the Pope die on the same day,

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It was the day after Thanksgiving and all thru

Two guys are golfing on a course that is right

A comedian, new to the profession, is looking for

A guy is in a bar with a bunch of his friends.

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Q: Why do cowboys always have shit on their mustaches?

A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and

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    A couple go to Mexico City for

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    In Lebanon, men are legally allowed

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A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the

Crazy Mike the Biker walks into a pharmacy and

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems

a.. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. b.. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.'

I had checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders.

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out

An old man, a boy, and a donkey were on their way to town. The boy was riding the donkey. As they

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow?

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,"

I think that 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think

--Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for

It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the following

Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Having sex in a twin bed is out

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff,

An eighteen-year-old Italian girl tells her mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his

These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism website and obviously the answers

This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three ducks, one in each hand and one under his left

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems

A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male

As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door,she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from

You met him in prison. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. He tells you

A guy walks into a bar and asks for three beers. The bartender puts them up and then watches the guy

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son

One day the Pope is coming to America in his Limo and he said to the driver, "Why don't you let me

A mafia Don was golfing with two golf associates: a deaf man and his interpreter lawyer. Since the