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Joan, on an airplane, strikes up a conversation with the geeky computer programmer sitting next to her. "Where

A plane takes off from the Tbilisi airport in Georgia. A passenger storms the pilot's cabin, waving an

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There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain

The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at

A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking,

Little John was playing with his airplane in the back yard and his mother was in the kitchen washing

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit

In a small airplane there were four people: the pilot, the Pope, Bill Gates and a hitchhiker. They were

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on

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A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when

Three men are on a plane. The first one throws

There were five people on a crashing air plane.

A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on

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A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by

A woman wearing a strapless gown and sporting a

A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde

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George Bush, Saddam Hussein and General Cosgrove

George and Laura Bush were on a private jet en

Saddam Hussein was sitting down wondering who to

A blonde was headed to Detroit. She got on the

Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington,

"There are only two reasons to sit in the back

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This lady is on an airplane and is seated next

How can you tell a plane is filled with actors? When

President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent

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There was a Northern lady and a Southern lady sitting

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Q: What does a girl and a plane have in common?

One sunny day a man decided to go jump from an

Two guys are sitting next to each other on an airplane. "The

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A man on a plane asked the stewardess if he could

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Four people are in an airplane: the president,

A pilot was forced to make a crash landing in a

There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he

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Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle.

The priest and the rabbi were on a plane flying

A newspaper reporter went to interview an old man

There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next

A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the

One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to

Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her if she

Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair

The world is going to end in three days, so God

Three men were flying in a plane, when they decided

George W. Bush was passing through an airplane

On a plane, a man and his wife are offered tea

Yo mama sooooooo fat that I had to take a plane,

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A plane was once flying over an island when the

Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers

A married couple was walking down the street when

One day, on a trip to the Grand Canyon, three rednecks

Michael Jackson, his lawyer, and a small, cute

There are five people on a plane that's crashing.

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One day God came to Adam to pass on some news.

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Last night I got temporary amnesia and I totally

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping

While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered

A man was sitting next to a very attractive woman

There was a guy walking down the street in San

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One day, a blonde went to go get lessons on how

A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to

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Terrorists hijack a plane full of lawyers. They

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A security man has a dream that the plane his boss

Your mama's so fat she went on an airplane and

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I'm sitting on this plane, eating my dinner, when

One day God came to Adam and said, ''I've got some

Squawks are problems left behind by airplane pilots

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In a trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through

A gentleman is sitting next to the Pope on an airplane.

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It seems that a young couple had just gotten married

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A man gets to his seat on the plane, and is surprised

A man is sitting next to a woman on a jet that

Two ladies are sitting next to each other on a

Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned

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A Scottish old timer is talking to a young man

One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher

A girl from New York and a girl from the west coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crab. A female crew member took the

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,

A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain

A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it,

A US Air Force C-141 is scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men

Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. Jack noticed that the guy

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly,

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the

A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor

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There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats

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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with

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John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called pullets

1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient

Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde were lunching together, discussing what they thought the worlds

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As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks

Part of Air Canada's recent settlement with the Unions was hiring handicapped people! So, the other

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded,

A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders

Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven,

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured

A college student challenged a senior citizen, saying, "It is impossible for your generation to understand

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One day, a shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same

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On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things

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A girl from Louisiana and a girl from the east coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The

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A US Air Force C-141 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel

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Johnny and his wife went to the State Fair every year. Every year Johnny would say, "I'd like to ride

A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on it's final approach. The pilot comes on the

The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from Air Force fliers about crazy Army paratroopers

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do

A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went through the standard training,

A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas to Chicago. The son (who had been

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of

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On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class

A lawyer, a priest, and a young boy were in a plane that was going to crash, yet they only had 2 parachutes.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was

On preparing to return home from an out of town trip, a man got a small puppy as a present for his

The FAA has a device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. They point this thing at

Felix from the odd couple went on a ballon ride. He did not have enough hot air and crashed in a remote

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said:

The world's first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without pilots or crew.

A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit

There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives

On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class

A photographer from a well know national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and

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