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A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size

A very 'straight and honest' girl is going to Town. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice:

RelationshipsWhen a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf

What did the blonde say after college? "Will that

What do Michael Jackson and plastic bags have in

Angelina Jolie: I am so in love with my brother

Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and

What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common?

My computer is like Britney Spears; cheap, white,

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me

6. Both are made out of plastic. 5. Both are full

A woman goes to a plastic surgeon who specializes

Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when

Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your

Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look

How is a computer like Britney Spears? They're

1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 2.

What does Britney Spears and pepsi have in common? They

Q. Have you ever seen a jackass wrapped in plastic?

A guy walks into a store and buys six jumbo boxes

What's the diffrence between Michael Jackson and

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out

A 14-year-old girl walks into a hairdresser's shop

A Canadian was in France, out of his wallet he

10) This doesn't look anything like you... 9)

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me

you grind your coffee beans in your mouth. you

A lady went to a plastic surgeon to see what he

What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside?

Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common?

A fat dude goes to his doctors, because he needed

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One friend was talking with another friend about

Hey, if I pay for the plastic surgery will you

Are you considering having children? To determine

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted

MICROSOFT NEWS RELEASE: It has come to our attention

DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There's

Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A

The story behind the letter below is that there is this nutball in Newport, Rhode Island named Scott

A mother of five decides to get plastic surgery on her privates so her husband can enjoy the snugness

INSTRUCTIONS FOR MICROSOFT'S NEW TV DINNER PRODUCT: You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing

A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face lift procedure and was explaining it to a prospective

A very proper man started going into the neighbourhood pharmacy every week to buy 2 dozen boxes of