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One day a man and his wife went golfing, as they

A guy sees a sign outside a bar that says "Piano

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There were 3 basketball players, one each from

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps

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Why did the golf player take an extra pair of pants

A football player walked into a motel on a rainy

One time at a local golf course three shitty players

A man and his monkey walk into a bar. The man walks

How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment

What do a blonde and a hockey player have in common?

Yo mama's so fat, when she runs, she makes the

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In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest

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Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When

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1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and

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A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant

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The NHL Players Association (NHLPA) announced today that they are upset at the NHL for planning to

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1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do,

At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation

A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around looking for valuables and when

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and

There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He sips it and sets it down. A monkey swings across the bar

A football coach of an all Redneck team walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his

A woman was cleaning her attic with her cat by her side for company. Amongst the boxes and old papers