Jokes
The Story of Hanukkah
Stan and John are walking to school one day and
Don't Leave 'Em Hanging
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
Mama knows how to have fun
Yo mama so fat, she plays Slip-n-Slide on the Atlantic
Types of People You'd Meet in a Bathroom
EXCITABLE : Shorts half twisted around, cannot
10 Reasons You Know You Bought a Bad Computer
1. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch"
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He
How to be Annoying in the Computer Lab
Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look
Hack Golfer
A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club,
Grannny's Letter
Dear Jennifer, I have an interesting
Jesus and Moses Play Golf
Jesus and Moses are playing golf and they''re on
Yo mama's...Curb
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on
20 Types You Meet in the Men's Room
1) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot
Dirty Tigger!
Why is Tigger always so dirty? Because he
Bar: A Weasel Ate My Genitals
A guy sees a sign outside a bar that says "Piano
3 Richard
Three penises were talking to each other and the
Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch
Yo Mamma's so fat she plays hopscotch like this:
Dirty Old Woman
An old man and an old woman are sitting in a nursing
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if
My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player
A grade school teacher was asking students what
The Michael Jackson Doll
Did you hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?
Tennis Elbow
A man who always plays golf sees a beautiul woman
Yo mama's So Fat... Planets
Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this:
The Model Lodger
Doris and Fred had started their retirement years
Valentine's Day Card Shopping
A woman went to the mall to buy Valentine's Day
Golf Story
A guy receives an ad in the mail for a golf resort where everything costs one dollar. He jumps at the
Hot Water
John works hard and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife
Snake Model
Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations
Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America: In the light of your failure to elect a competent
Just Fred
A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that
Canadian Tourism Website
These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism website and obviously the answers
The Ant and the Grasshopper
CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house
The Lawyer and the Blonde
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans
Jesus, Moses, and the Old Man
There were three men playing a round of golf, Moses, Jesus, and an old man. They get to the 18th