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The Story of Hanukkah

Stan and John are walking to school one day and

Don't Leave 'Em Hanging

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

Mama knows how to have fun

Yo mama so fat, she plays Slip-n-Slide on the Atlantic

Types of People You'd Meet in a Bathroom

EXCITABLE : Shorts half twisted around, cannot

10 Reasons You Know You Bought a Bad Computer

1. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch"

The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers

Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He

How to be Annoying in the Computer Lab

Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look

Hack Golfer

A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club,

Grannny's Letter

Dear Jennifer, I have an interesting

Jesus and Moses Play Golf

Jesus and Moses are playing golf and they''re on

Yo mama's...Curb

Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on

20 Types You Meet in the Men's Room

1) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot

Dirty Tigger!

Why is Tigger always so dirty? Because he

Bar: A Weasel Ate My Genitals

A guy sees a sign outside a bar that says "Piano

3 Richard

Three penises were talking to each other and the

Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch

Yo Mamma's so fat she plays hopscotch like this:

Dirty Old Woman

An old man and an old woman are sitting in a nursing

The Hamster Show

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if

My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player

A grade school teacher was asking students what

The Michael Jackson Doll

Did you hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?

Tennis Elbow

A man who always plays golf sees a beautiul woman

Yo mama's So Fat... Planets

Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this:

The Model Lodger

Doris and Fred had started their retirement years

Valentine's Day Card Shopping

A woman went to the mall to buy Valentine's Day

Golf Story

A guy receives an ad in the mail for a golf resort where everything costs one dollar. He jumps at the

Hot Water

John works hard and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife

Snake Model

Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations

Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

To the citizens of the United States of America: In the light of your failure to elect a competent

Just Fred

A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that

Canadian Tourism Website

These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism website and obviously the answers

The Ant and the Grasshopper

CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house

The Lawyer and the Blonde

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans

Jesus, Moses, and the Old Man

There were three men playing a round of golf, Moses, Jesus, and an old man. They get to the 18th