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There's a guy sitting inside a bar, just staring at his drink for about a half-hour. Then, this big truck

Not to cuss. Not to cohabitate. Not to use that

A young mother was having a consultation with a

Brittany was on her deathbed, with her husband

I'll get a world record for this. Let me reach

Jake was watching vigilantly at his dying wife's

There's a man in the prison hospital on death row

The Perfect Dump -- Every once in a while, each

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough

Once there lived a mother who had two sons who

10) Are poisonous snakes really venomous? 9) Is

A woman at a party walked up to a man and told

"I hope I'm not poisonous," said the first snake. "Why?"

Three mice are sitting in a bar. The first one

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out

Saturday 1:00 A.M. Alarm clock rings. 2:00

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A woman announces to her friend that she is getting

    One day, a mechanic was working

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight

My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went and looked around and couldn't

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out. A

your breasts must think i'm good lookin cause they keep lookin at me. Hey baby, you keep running

A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about

A friend of mine has a big Labrador retriever. While I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and

[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who

A woman was on the witness stand, accused of poisoning her husband. "After you put poison in the

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary in London, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls

A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old