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There was girl who was a prostitute, but her grandmother didn't know about her occupation.One day, the

James was starting he's first day of job as a policeman. So as he was patrolling. He saw there's one

A motorcycle cop pulled over a Lamborghini Diablo

A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

One day, a policeman walked by and saw a drunk

A guy found a sheep and showed him to a policeman.

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus

There was this lawyer who drove his shiny new Lexus

A man is opening a restaurant and he asks one of

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse

A railroad worker was cuting the grass away from

Late one Friday in Dublin, a policeman spotted

There were two men sitting on a wall outside a

The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at

A policeman is walking down the road when he sees

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus

A man is driving with wife, when he is pulled over

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on the

Aliens from Somewhere-Out-There just landed on

One day, a man had an accident at work, which resulted

One day, three boys were talking about what they

A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders

Two hookers were riding around town with a sign

A policeman stops a motorist and says, ''Excuse

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in

One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him

Two rednecks are driving down the highway, drinking

One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead

A businessman was about to go on a long business

A policeman directing traffic at a busy city intersection

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Two prostitutes were riding around town with a

A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a

A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.'

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There's

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've

Two rednecks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer, when flashing lights from a policeman

Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn't notice it. A woman

A Policeman was drilling 3 blondes, who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of

An American tourist in London found himself needing to go to the bathroom something terrible. After

A blonde had just totalled her car in a horrific road accident but miraculously, she managed to pry

A girl was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole

A man was out, driving happily along in his car late one Saturday night. Before too long, a cop pulled

An elderly man was headed home in his car one evening, swerving and weaving on the road, when he was

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said, "TWO PROSTITUTES.......$50.00."

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw

A policeman cruising past a bar after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out front.

A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. Man: Is there a problem Officer? Officer: Sir, you were

St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up. "Welcome to heaven my son. What did you

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills

A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the front.

A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had won $5,000 dollars in the seatbelt competition.