Jokes
Slogans by Bob
Road rage: Who gives a BEEP! Why not raise a
Special High Intensity Teaching
In order to assure the highest levels of quality
Redneck Meets Bill Gates
If you think Bill Gates is some kind of security
Monkey Business
Start with a cage containing five monkeys. In the
Work Policies
In order to assure the highest levels of quality
Doctors, Nurses, Lightbulbs
Q: How many nurses does it take to change a light
Things You Don't Want to Hear in the Airport
10.) ''We have a lost child at gate D-4, the bidding
Warm and Moist
MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food. CHECKOUT LADY:
Work Genesis
In the beginning was the Plan. And then came
Nasty Cashiers
A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and
Stupid, Stupid People
AT&T fired President John
More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity
Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?! AT&T
New Office Policy
Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see
Older Employees
Dear employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for all department areas, we are
Really Bad Day
It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new
Restroom Policy
In the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restroom under informal guidelines. Effective
Company Policy
Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see
Duck Hunt
TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN: ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING
Light Bulb
How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb? 1. One to deny
Dear Employee
Dear Employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced
Christmas Party
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 1 October 2005 RE: Christmas
Sure-Fire Signs There's Trouble On The Job
1) The new policy on sexual harassment includes your photo. 2) The Security guard makes a complete
Murder at The Safeway
Tired of being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decides to solve both problems
Donald Rumsfeld Quotes
I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was
Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA)
WASHINGTON, DC (AP) - Congress approved sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many
Lawyer VS. Insurance
This is the best lawyer story of the year, decade, and probably the century. A Charlotte, NC, lawyer
What Shakespeare Really Meant
By Scott Roeben was a very wise man. But you'd never know it because he used such fancy-schmancy