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Road rage: Who gives a BEEP! Why not raise a

Special High Intensity Teaching

In order to assure the highest levels of quality

Redneck Meets Bill Gates

If you think Bill Gates is some kind of security

Monkey Business

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. In the

Work Policies

In order to assure the highest levels of quality

Doctors, Nurses, Lightbulbs

Q: How many nurses does it take to change a light

Things You Don't Want to Hear in the Airport

10.) ''We have a lost child at gate D-4, the bidding

Warm and Moist

MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food. CHECKOUT LADY:

Work Genesis

In the beginning was the Plan. And then came

Nasty Cashiers

A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and

Stupid, Stupid People

      AT&T fired President John

More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity

Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?! AT&T

New Office Policy

Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see

Older Employees

Dear employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for all department areas, we are

Really Bad Day

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new

Restroom Policy

In the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restroom under informal guidelines. Effective

Company Policy

Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see

Duck Hunt

TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN: ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING

Light Bulb

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb? 1. One to deny

Dear Employee

Dear Employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced

Christmas Party

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 1 October 2005 RE: Christmas

Sure-Fire Signs There's Trouble On The Job

1) The new policy on sexual harassment includes your photo. 2) The Security guard makes a complete

Murder at The Safeway

Tired of being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decides to solve both problems

Donald Rumsfeld Quotes

I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was

Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA)

WASHINGTON, DC (AP) - Congress approved sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many

Lawyer VS. Insurance

This is the best lawyer story of the year, decade, and probably the century. A Charlotte, NC, lawyer

What Shakespeare Really Meant

By Scott Roeben was a very wise man. But you'd never know it because he used such fancy-schmancy