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A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when

A man came home from work one day to find his wife

10. Splash on a little goat's blood. 9. Play romantic

Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk

1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon

You might be a redneck if your jack-o lantern on

How can you tell a plane is filled with actors? When

Here's what the heck they mean in the Lone Star

Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one

How's Your Melon Smellin'? Two women were walking

Q: How do you get a Maryland graduate off your

These are excuse notes from parents (with their

Three hillbillies are sitting on a porch. One says,

There was a young woman who lived with her grandmother.

Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and

One night, a father passed by his son's room and

An old man and an old woman were sitting together

What's the difference between a dog barking on

If your front porch collapses and kills more than

Two rednecks were sitting on their porch one afternoon

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your porch?

There once was a lady who was tired of living alone.

A news reporter decided to do a column on old Southern

Ma and Pa are sitting out on the front porch one

A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country

10. SHE'S A GOBLIN! 9. I'D LIKE TO GET A LITTLE

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out

1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island,

Grandma & Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when

Once there was this man whose car broke down.

10. She's a goblin! 9. I'd like to get a

A married couple went to the hospital to have their

Once there was man named Jim, who let his dog out

There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an

This city guy just bought a 400 acre ranch. He's

There's a guy and a lady sitting on the porch.

An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away

You might be a redneck if your stove is on the

An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to

A man was walking down the street when he noticed

A little old lady was sitting on her front porch

A married couple went to the hospital to have their

Bobby Knight, after living a full life, died. When

You might be a redneck if... ...the Jack-O-Lantern

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch,

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense

A five year old boy comes to visit his grandparents and notices his grandfather sitting on the porch,

A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong

On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called pullets

Here in Kentucky, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Bubba decided to save up and get a hang-glider.

1. What does the average Iowa player get on his SAT's? Drool. 2. What do you get when you put 32

Guy in Arkansas comes home to find two suitcases packed on his front porch. "What's goin' on honey?",

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

Whitey was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers called pullets and

I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud! These are real notes written from parents

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits

We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people in the South are. We challenge any so-called

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She

A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor

Thibodeaux was driving his car past Beaudreaux's house and saw a sign that read: "Boat for Sale".

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do

A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighbourhood looking for odd jobs to

A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and

An unemployed guy goes door-to-door looking for work. One home-owner hands him a brush and a tin of

There was a man with a daughter, son, and a wife. The man and his wife were not having very good sex

A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at