Jokes
Fat free
I stopped at a fast food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign which offered fat free french
Trading Place
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see
Potato, Potat-ho
Two little potatoes are standing on the street
Actual Answers From Radio Contestants
On Irish radio there is a guy called Larry Gogan
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch
A Brunette a red head and a blonde were in ...
A brunette, a red-head and a blonde were in jail
Potato in the Pants
James was on the beach, and could not understand
Loose Potatoes
If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one would
Capitalism for Dummies
Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You
Seminars For Men
Once again the female staff will be offering courses
50 Ways To Say ââ,¬Å"I Love Youââ,¬Â
1. ââ,¬Å"If my heart were a baked potato,
101 Things NOT to Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks
Holiday Eating Tips - For The Sane
I hate aspects of this time of year. Not for its
Bottom 50 Celebrity Sandwiches
The Keith Richards: Smoked lungfish on a toasted
A man goes into a supermarket...
A man goes into a supermarket and buys a six-pack,
The Clever Famer
Q: Why did the farmer plough his field with a steamroller?
Farm Fugitives
A Welshman, an Englishman and a Irishman were being
It's What's for Dinner
A woman goes to the local butcher to buy some meat
Top Ten Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate
10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and
Ole and the Lefse
Ole was on his death bed. But before he died,
Top 10 Reasons To Live On Prince Edward
1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island,
The Tasteful Blind Man
A blind man walked into a diner and made a strange
Blonde on the Run
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on the
Don't Say This During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me
Mashed Potatoes
What is the difference between mashed potatoes
Potatoes Hotatoes
Two potatoes are walking down the street. One
A Sack Full of Chickens
One day there were two men walking down a dirt
Shrinking, Red Narcissist
What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets
That Damn Ham
A preacher's wife was contemplating what she
Want fries with that?
What do you get when you cross a penis & a potato?
Special Delivery
It was mailman George's last day on the job after
Adult Education
Male Seminarsby Females 1. Combatting
Diet for Stress
Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat
Office English Dictionary
Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing
One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner...
One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner.
Geriatric Halloween
There was an old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween
Miracle Toddler Diet! Guaranteed Results
People are always on the lookout for a new diet.
Bill Of No Rights
Our Rights: The following was written by State
Rigorous Exercise for Over 60
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb
Dam Fish
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for
A Man and his Ostrich
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders.
Halloween
An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out. The
Great Exercise for Seniors
I came across this exercise suggested for seniors, to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders.
Ostrich
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes
The Happy Mailman
It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds
State Slogans
Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A
Too Much Christmas Cheer
You Know You've Had Too Much Christmas Cheer When... 1. You notice your tie sticking out of your
Adult Education
Male Seminars by Females 1. Combatting Stupidity 2. You, Too, Can Do Housework 3. PMS: Learn
New Vocabulary For The Office
Essential NEW WORDS FOR 2004 editions for the work-place vocabulary: BLAMESTORMING Sitting around
God's Diet Plan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of
The Pig with a Wooden Leg
A travelling salesman of agricultural machinery was on a three week tour through the hinterlands of
George the Mailman
It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all