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A man was unemployed and bored, so he decided to
Blonde Ice Fishing
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting
Louis, The French Fighter Pilot
Louis, the French Fighter Pilot, was lying with
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Poured
Yo mama is so stupid, she poured ice down her
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his
The Blonde's Special Order
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde went to an ice
Yo mama's so fat... leg
Yo' mama is so fat she broke her leg, and gravy
Special Delivery
It was mailman George's last day on the job after
Jesus and Satan are having a conversation...
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument
Four Men and Their Dogs
Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist
The Amazing Health Computer
One day, Jeffrey complained to his friend, "My
Aint It the Truth?
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am . While his coffeepot
Eyes of the Beholder
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client
Take Care of the Big Rocks First
Take Care of the Big Rocks First A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in
The Happy Mailman
It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds
Bar Room Ballerina
A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a pub in England. She raised her right arm
Cat Competition
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second
Best Friend
A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch whiskey. As the
12 Year Old Bottle of Scotch
A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch. The bartender, believing that the customer
Unintended Results
A chemistry instructor wanted to teach his ninth grade class about the evils of liquor, so he created
Sharing Everything
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered
George the Mailman
It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all
Ice Fishing
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting
There are no fish under the ice
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting