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10. Wanna come play on my slip and slide? 9.

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the post

SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE: We will no longer

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me

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A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing

Were you born an asshole, or did it take a lot

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There was a brave with no sexual experience. He

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box

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How did Bill Clinton practice safe sex? He

* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me

A woman was engaged to get married. She had never

A young man joined the Army and signed up with

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A young girl hadn't been feeling well, so she went

SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction,

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what

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You're so fat, mountain climbers climb the Himalayas

An old man and woman were married for years, even

First and foremost, we are not obligated to do

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On Tough Jobs that Involve Letters: “It's

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One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of the Granville Presbyterian

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In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft;

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An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had

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Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until

A travelling ventriloquist on the road in between jobs decided to practice his craft before his next

The old pastor made it to a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked into the

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