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There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed

A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots,

TEACHER: Why are you late?WEBSTER: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign?WEBSTER: The one that says,

There were four country churches in a small Texas

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

There was this case in the hospital's Intensive

Bush's mother prayed fervently that GW would grow

AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN:

A very religious man lived right next door to an

A GOOD ONE... enjoy. There was this case in the

10) My fellow Americans, I have been lying to you

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father,

What's the difference between prayer in church

The other day I saw a ''Honk if you love Jesus''

A middle aged woman lived alone except for her

This guy dies and goes to heaven. When he gets

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and offers

A married man goes to confessional and tells the

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting

I have an earache. 2000 B.C. - Here, eat this

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

One Sunday, Shane walks into a church and kneels

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father,

In a small mid western conservative town, a new bar/tavern started a building to open up their business.

Grandma's letter; She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with

"Are you religious? Because I could be the answer to your prayers." "Is there an airport nearby

Pretty soon, I won't be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read! I must send my thanks

A man and his friend were enjoying Deer Hunting Season in rural Arkansas near a blacktop highway. A

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head

Female Prayer: Before I lay me down to sleep , I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." "I love cats...they taste just like chicken" "Out

One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. "My daughter, you have

A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (wait till you see the

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take

One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers "God bless Mommy, Daddy and Grammy. Goodbye

This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers... Our next song is "Angels

A preacher went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule (jackass to the

A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman - almost." The

Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which

A priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much

A woman goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female