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A preacher woke up one Sunday morning and looked

A man was working on a preacher's car in a garage

The preacher stood before the congregation. ''Brothers

One day little Danny was in Sunday School, and

One Sunday afternoon an older couple was listening

One day a preacher goes to visit an elderly lady.

The preacher was very distraught after the death

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church

A couple went to church every week, but every

One day this Preacher decided that he would skip

Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went

A minister wound up the services one morning by

Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after

There once was this deacon and this preacher, and

One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him

A preacher's wife was contemplating what she

There were three preachers: a Catholic, a Baptist,

Three little boys were looking for a summer job.

A doctor, an engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were

After the church service, a little boy told the

A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older

A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for

There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for

It's wise to remember how easily email can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences. Consider

A man once spent days looking for his new hat. Finally, he decided that he'd go to church on Sunday

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of the University

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought

This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found one at a yard sale that Little

A young doctor had moved out to a small rural community to replace the retiring country doctor. The

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. * Keep skunks and bankers and

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some

She married and had 11 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again,

George Carlin Speaks Out... I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I

The preacher's Sunday sermon was "Forgive Your Enemies." He asked how many of the congregation have

It was Saturday night and the preacher still hadn't been able to think of a sermon for the next morning.

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The preacher went to the congregation and asked

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan

randpa and grandma were watching the television evangelical show and the preacher said, if the viewers

This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers... Our next song is "Angels

A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave-side committal service

A preacher went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule (jackass to the

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his lawyer (both church members),

A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed

One day a nice young couple were on their way to the Justice of the Peace to get married. They had

A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in the collection plates each Sunday. Someone

"Is it proper for a man to profit from the mistakes of another?" a parishioner asked his minister. "Definitely

A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise.

Two men arrive at the Pearly Gates at about the same time, both wanting to know if they will be admitted

There was a preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance that he could get, he could be found on the

A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk

A man and wife attended church one evening, and the wife decided that it was time to stop her husband

A doctor, and engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was the world's first professional. The