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Why Hanukkah is Better Than Christmas

1. There''s no "Donny & Marie Hanukkah Special"

Mama in a Tight Shirt

Yo mama shirt so tight, when I shook her hand I

Penis Requests a Raise

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary

Ancient Chinese Torture

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when

Nursing Home Chit Chat

At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior

Woman Bashing

Q. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? A.

Hell Freezes Over

Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School

If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert

Q: My fiancee still has feelings for his old girlfriends.

Showers: Men Vs. Women

How To Shower Like A Woman... * Take off clothing

All's Fair in Love and War

This old guy goes into a church in a small town

Gassy Broad

Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampton

No More Labor Pains

A married couple went to the hospital to have their

Material Safety Data Sheet

Element: Woman Symbol: Wo Discoverer: Adam

Women Pass Less Gas

Why do women pass less gas than men? Because

Radical Procedure

Joe was moderately successful in his career, but

Labor Pain Machine

A married couple went to the hospital to have their

You Need Elephant Muscles

Jack tells his doctor how he can no longer sustain

Unethical?

Irish greyhound racing authorities have banned trainers from giving dogs the anti-impotence drug Viagra

Really Bad Day

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new

Yearly Physical

Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol

Simple Home Remedies

1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! 2.

Christmas Story for people having a bad day....

When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the

Murphy's Technology Laws

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track. Logic is a systematic method

Christmas Party

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 1 October 2005 RE: Christmas

Deer Hunting Season

A man and his friend were enjoying Deer Hunting Season in rural Arkansas near a blacktop highway. A

Home Remedies

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat

The Angel

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere.

Profound Statements

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why

Headache

The Doctor said: "The good news is I can cure your headaches...The bad news is that it will require

Getting Old

At a nursing home a group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments. "My arms

Labor Pains

A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor

Travelling Penguin

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona and sees that the car's oil-pressure light is on.

Physical Chemistry Midterm

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm. The answer

Best Excuses for Not Going to Work

1.) "If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all