Jokes
Why Hanukkah is Better Than Christmas
1. There''s no "Donny & Marie Hanukkah Special"
Mama in a Tight Shirt
Yo mama shirt so tight, when I shook her hand I
Penis Requests a Raise
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when
Nursing Home Chit Chat
At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior
Woman Bashing
Q. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? A.
Hell Freezes Over
Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School
If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert
Q: My fiancee still has feelings for his old girlfriends.
Showers: Men Vs. Women
How To Shower Like A Woman... * Take off clothing
All's Fair in Love and War
This old guy goes into a church in a small town
Gassy Broad
Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampton
No More Labor Pains
A married couple went to the hospital to have their
Material Safety Data Sheet
Element: Woman Symbol: Wo Discoverer: Adam
Women Pass Less Gas
Why do women pass less gas than men? Because
Radical Procedure
Joe was moderately successful in his career, but
Labor Pain Machine
A married couple went to the hospital to have their
You Need Elephant Muscles
Jack tells his doctor how he can no longer sustain
Unethical?
Irish greyhound racing authorities have banned trainers from giving dogs the anti-impotence drug Viagra
Really Bad Day
It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new
Yearly Physical
Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol
Simple Home Remedies
1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! 2.
Christmas Story for people having a bad day....
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the
Murphy's Technology Laws
You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track. Logic is a systematic method
Christmas Party
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 1 October 2005 RE: Christmas
Deer Hunting Season
A man and his friend were enjoying Deer Hunting Season in rural Arkansas near a blacktop highway. A
Home Remedies
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat
The Angel
Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere.
Profound Statements
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why
Headache
The Doctor said: "The good news is I can cure your headaches...The bad news is that it will require
Getting Old
At a nursing home a group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments. "My arms
Labor Pains
A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor
Travelling Penguin
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona and sees that the car's oil-pressure light is on.
Physical Chemistry Midterm
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm. The answer
Best Excuses for Not Going to Work
1.) "If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all