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A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly

A young man called John died and he went to Heaven to begin his afterlife journey. However, he was stopped

A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots,

A sixteen year old girl went to a priest for confession."Father, I called a guy son of a bitch yesterday.""Why

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts

There were three priests in a railroad station,

One day, a priest decides to take a walk to the

Q: What did the bartender say when a priest, a

A bank robber was running from the law. The police

AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN:

A priest and pastor from the local parishes are

One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and

There are three nuns in a sanctuary who are about

Season's Beatings There's gotta be a better way

There was this woman see, and she takes a lover

What is the difference between a priest and a homosexual? The

The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions,

One day little Johnny was walking up a hill pulling

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father,

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee one afternoon.

The bell-ringer for the church had just passed

A concerned girl asked the priest, "Father, is

A drunk man stumbled into a church where there

A young priest is unhappy with how little money

What's the difference between a pimple and a priest?

Q: Did you hear about the narcoleptic priest?

One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides

What kind of fish does a priest eat? Nun!

One Sunday, a priest asked one of the church janitor

A couple were driving to a church to get married.

There were three nuns talking and one nun said,

One day, a man was golfing when he hit his ball

Maria gets married and has 17 children. Then her

A man and his wife were sitting in church, the

There was a long line of souls before the gate

The priest and the rabbi were on a plane flying

A truck driver was driving down the highway when

A man loses his hat, so he goes to church to steal

A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church,

One upon a time there was a town with a new church

The preacher was very distraught after the death

Father Murphy was a very poor priest in a very

A guy with two black eyes walks into church one

Q: How are a priest and a Christmas Tree alike?

Once there was a church that had a bell that no

Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest

A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's

A priest wanted to convince a prostitute to turn

One day four nuns are called to the priests chambers.

This old guy goes into a church in a small town

This priest was driving to his church when he saw

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus

A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi

What do Christmas trees and priests have in common?

Betty & Tim were killed in an auto accident on

A Priest and a Rabbi are walking through the woods

Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one.

Two 6 year old boys were attending religous school

The privacy partition in the confessional booth

A lady is in a confession booth. She says to the

A young priest was visting a convent. One day he

One day, shortly after having her ninth baby, the

A young woman goes to church to confess her sins

A married man goes to confessional and tells the

A man who smelled like a distillery flopped down

About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that

An old man from a far off land was once on the

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and

A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot

After several years of serving the church in a

    Four old Catholic women are

Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and

A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father,

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father,

A drunk man who smelled like booze sat down on a bench next to a priest. The man's tie was stained,

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But all

A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." "What is your sin, my

A builder and a priest are out for a game of golf one afternoon. Unfortunately the builder wasn't

One day George was betting on the ponies nearly losing his shirt, when he noticed a priest who had

A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a

Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One has a cross in front of him; the other

A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street together, and they both want a drink, but they have

A priest from Ireland was assigned to a Texas diocese. One morning, Father O'Malley rose from his

King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could

A priest was preparing a man for his long journey into the night. Whispering firmly, the priest

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died,

The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may

The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a good idea to replace the first

welve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row,

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of the University

Mary Clancy goes up to Father McGuire after his Sunday mor ning service, and she's in tears. He says,

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the

Three explorers became lost in the jungle and wandered for days with no food and little water... One

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding. The state trooper smells

The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions.

You Know You've Had Too Much Christmas Cheer When... 1. You notice your tie sticking out of your

Married Priests in Catholic Church a Long Time Coming Prosecutors Want Victim in Courtroom During

A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest,"bless me,father,for i have sinned. "i

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9

Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like

A young Catholic man goes to confession and says, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession.

Three priests were in a train station on their way home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter

1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan

There's an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play.

A little country boy was sitting on the curb with a quart of turpentine and just shaking it all up;

Maria, an Italian woman was extrememly religious. When she was married, she refused to use protection because

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"Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the

An older couple had a son, who was still living with his parents. The parents were a little worried,

An old man walked into the confessional at the cathedral and said to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until

A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman - almost." The

A Truck Driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the Road. He stopped

The parish was very poor and the priest tried everything he could to raise money. But the Bingo

In France, the young assistant pastors do not live in the main rectory. That is reserved for the

The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the

A lawyer, a priest, and a young boy were in a plane that was going to crash, yet they only had 2 parachutes.

Four catholic ladies were having coffee...The first catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest.

A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for years

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until

A fellow comes to confession. "Father," he said, "forgive me for I have sinned." The priest asked,

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son

One Sunday morning, the priest saw little Davey staring up at the large plaque that hung in the church's

Two men arrive at the Pearly Gates at about the same time, both wanting to know if they will be admitted

Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which

Father O''Grady was standing at the door after Sunday Mass, when Mary Clancy came up to him, tears

A priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained,

A priest was taking a shortcut through an alley one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating. "My

A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners who he knew being an unkempt housekeeper.

There was this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.

A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable

A truck driver would amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walking down the side of the

A woman goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female