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A young couple goes to visit an old couple for dinner. The old husband tells his wife "My beloved angel,

Yo mama is so old, she knew...

Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he

An airline's passenger cabin was being ...

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by

Mother Goose is Rolling in Her Grave

Cinderella was having her period and couldn't go

Fairy Tale For Our Times

A Fairy Tale for the Woman of the New Millennium:Once

The Programmer and the Princess

A programmer was crossing a road one day when a

Cinderella Gets Some Ash

Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked

Tiger Woods and Princess Di

What does Tiger Woods have that Princess Diana

Star Wars -vs- Star Trek

12. In the Star Wars universe, weapons are rarely,

Princess Di and Pink Floyd

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Princess Di and Thomas

Q: What's the difference between Princess Di and

Princess Diana's Dandruff

How do you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

The Hamster Show

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if

The Princess and the Driver

One afternoon, a princess decided to go for a ride

Princess Di and Dolly Parton

Princess Diana and Dolly Parton happened to die

The Royal Honeymoon

On the day of her wedding to Prince Edward, Sophie

POOF

An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away

Princess and Frog

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful,

The Engineer and the Frog

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a

The Old Lady's Three Wishes

A little old lady was sitting on her front porch

You're Probably Aged 23 to 28

You learned to swim about the same time Jaws

Men's Rules

1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put

Frog and the Engineer

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me,

Lipstick in School

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique

What a Woman Really Wants

King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could

Globalization

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question:

World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a Princess "Will you marry me?" She said "No." ...And the

Wisdom Of Homer

THE WIT AND THE WISDOM OF HOMER J.SIMPSON "Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That''s for Daddys,

News Just In

PARIS HILTON CALLS FOR END TO SWIFT BOAT FLAP Says It's drawing Attention Away From Her Hotel

Cinderella

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits

Educated Athletes?

1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do,

Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About England

10. "Clocks are five hours fast" 9. "Everybody's speaking some crazy foreign language" 8. "Harry

Redneck Jedi

You might be a Redneck Jedi if..... you ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." your

Heaven is Full

God summons St. Peter and says, "St. Peter, we have a problem. Heaven is full. However, we have a

Prince Charles and the Genie

Prince Charles finds an ancient wine bottle in the cellar of Windsor Castle. When he opens it a genie

The Princess Frog

A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful

Bill & Moe

Bill and Moe had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a computer

Three Wishes

A woman was cleaning her attic with her cat by her side for company. Amongst the boxes and old papers