Jokes
Beautiful Words
A young couple goes to visit an old couple for dinner. The old husband tells his wife "My beloved angel,
Yo mama is so old, she knew...
Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he
An airline's passenger cabin was being ...
An airline's passenger cabin was being served by
Mother Goose is Rolling in Her Grave
Cinderella was having her period and couldn't go
Fairy Tale For Our Times
A Fairy Tale for the Woman of the New Millennium:Once
The Programmer and the Princess
A programmer was crossing a road one day when a
Cinderella Gets Some Ash
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked
Tiger Woods and Princess Di
What does Tiger Woods have that Princess Diana
Star Wars -vs- Star Trek
12. In the Star Wars universe, weapons are rarely,
Princess Di and Pink Floyd
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Princess Di and Thomas
Q: What's the difference between Princess Di and
Princess Diana's Dandruff
How do you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if
The Princess and the Driver
One afternoon, a princess decided to go for a ride
Princess Di and Dolly Parton
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton happened to die
The Royal Honeymoon
On the day of her wedding to Prince Edward, Sophie
POOF
An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away
Princess and Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful,
The Engineer and the Frog
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a
The Old Lady's Three Wishes
A little old lady was sitting on her front porch
You're Probably Aged 23 to 28
You learned to swim about the same time Jaws
Men's Rules
1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
Frog and the Engineer
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me,
Lipstick in School
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique
What a Woman Really Wants
King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could
Globalization
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question:
World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a Princess "Will you marry me?" She said "No." ...And the
Wisdom Of Homer
THE WIT AND THE WISDOM OF HOMER J.SIMPSON "Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That''s for Daddys,
News Just In
PARIS HILTON CALLS FOR END TO SWIFT BOAT FLAP Says It's drawing Attention Away From Her Hotel
Cinderella
Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits
Educated Athletes?
1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do,
Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About England
10. "Clocks are five hours fast" 9. "Everybody's speaking some crazy foreign language" 8. "Harry
Redneck Jedi
You might be a Redneck Jedi if..... you ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." your
Heaven is Full
God summons St. Peter and says, "St. Peter, we have a problem. Heaven is full. However, we have a
Prince Charles and the Genie
Prince Charles finds an ancient wine bottle in the cellar of Windsor Castle. When he opens it a genie
The Princess Frog
A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful
Bill & Moe
Bill and Moe had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a computer
Three Wishes
A woman was cleaning her attic with her cat by her side for company. Amongst the boxes and old papers