Jokes
School
mom: "wake up son, it's time for you to go to school."son: "but mom, i don't wanna go to school."mom:
Firetruck
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Harry,
Too Smart
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble
The Principal of the Elementary school, went ...
The Principal of an elementary school went into
There was a little girl named Fufu ...
There was a little girl named Fufu. She went
Lipstick at School
According to a news report, a certain private school
Yo Mama's Scalp Condition
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared
Bubba Gets Smart
Bubba was Alabama's star lineman. He was great
Little Joey
Little Joey was sitting in the back of class rubbing
The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom
A little boy went to the bathroom at school, but
Sub-standard School Systems
Mother: Come on, Victor, you have to get out of
Your Dandruff
Your dandruff is so bad the principal had to call
10 Signs That A Kid Is A Nerd
10. Likes people that oppress him: teachers, parents,
A Girl Named Happy Butt
It was this little girl's first day of school and
Stupid, Stupid People
AT&T fired President John
All-Purpose Excuse Form Letter
All-Purpose Excuse Form, designed to get you out
More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity
Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?! AT&T
Lipstick in School
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique
Ten Times Normal
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "What human body part increases to ten
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his
30 Years Difference
1972: Long hair 2002: Longing for hair 1972: The perfect high 2002: The perfect high yield mutual
A Dog's Life
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown Some days you're the dog; some
Letter to the IRS
Note: Sometimes a story comes along that needs no polishing or enhancement to make it better.
Mirrors
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique
Happy Butt
It was this little girl's first day of school and the teacher asked her what her name was and she
10 Times
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10
Little Larry
On little Larry's first day of first grade, he raised his hand as soon as the teacher came into the
2 Reasons Why I Should go to School
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But
Lipstick Girls
A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use