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A printer consists of 3 main parts: The Jammed Paper Tray The Power Switch and The flashing red light Also......If

Murphy's Law: Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.

A confused caller was having troubles printing

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."

1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

TO: Boss FROM: Blondie RE: Changing Calendars from

Dr. Seuss as Technical Writer If a packet hits

1) Page yourself over the intercom.  Don't

And your crybaby whinny opinion would be...? This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. I

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... -------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi,

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t . 2. I don't know what your

I once received a fax with a note on the bottom to fax the document back to the sender when I was

A man attempting to set up his new printer called the printer's tech Support number, complaining about

Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions,

1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards,

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, bee-lines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher

TO: Boss FROM: Blondie RE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven't misunderstood your