Jokes
ON THE ROOF
John had just won first prize at a cat show and had received a 10-day cruise to the Puerto Rico. The
A Moral Dilemma
Here's a dilemma... With all your honor and dignity,
Picture Says a Thousand Words
Here's a dilemma for you... With all your honor
The Principal of the Elementary school, went ...
The Principal of an elementary school went into
Blonde Lottery
What is the top prize in the Blonde Lottery? 20
Doorprize
Josi frequently attends his church Bingo club,
Grannny's Letter
Dear Jennifer, I have an interesting
Comfortable
Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the
A Nun and Her Donkey
A nun wanted to enter a racehorse into a race.
Parrot Talk
One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a
The Golden Toilet
A group of guys are on their way to a party, but
Bad Car Day
A police officer pulled over a driver and informed
Science Project
A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first
Creative Writing
A university creative writing class was asked to
Getting Weighed
Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What
The Mortician's Big Discovery
A mortician was working late one night. It was
Instant-Win Airbags!
DETROIT--With third-quarter
Bumper Stickers III
Who lit the fuse on your tampon? Support Cannibalism
Motorhome
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So
Irish Bingo
A young girl from Ireland leaves home to find work in the bright lights of London. She comes home
John the Farmer
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called pullets
Teddy Bears
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They
The Bucking Bronco
A city slicker, named Tommy, was on vacation in Texas. His hosts, being very hospitable, invited him
The Prize
Whitey was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers called pullets and
Lawyers Are Full Of Bull
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's
Who Says Men Arn't Sensitive
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They
Prize Bull
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few
Christmas Raffle
Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub, a week before Xmas, enjoying a few quiet drinks, when they decided
The Amazon Parrot
When Uncle Charlie died of old age, Bill was bequeathed his uncle's prized Amazon parrot. This parrot
The Toastmaster Club
A good Irishman, John O'Reilly, met regularly with his toastmasters club. One evening they were hitting
Won a Motor Home
A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of
Kilts
A Scotsman was out having a very good time on Saturday night sampling the local product and on the