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ON THE ROOF

John had just won first prize at a cat show and had received a 10-day cruise to the Puerto Rico. The

A Moral Dilemma

Here's a dilemma... With all your honor and dignity,

Picture Says a Thousand Words

Here's a dilemma for you... With all your honor

The Principal of the Elementary school, went ...

The Principal of an elementary school went into

Blonde Lottery

What is the top prize in the Blonde Lottery? 20

Doorprize

Josi frequently attends his church Bingo club,

Grannny's Letter

Dear Jennifer, I have an interesting

Comfortable

Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the

A Nun and Her Donkey

A nun wanted to enter a racehorse into a race.

Parrot Talk

One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a

The Golden Toilet

A group of guys are on their way to a party, but

Bad Car Day

A police officer pulled over a driver and informed

Science Project

A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first

Creative Writing

A university creative writing class was asked to

Getting Weighed

Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What

The Mortician's Big Discovery

A mortician was working late one night. It was

Instant-Win Airbags!

    DETROIT--With third-quarter

Bumper Stickers III

Who lit the fuse on your tampon? Support Cannibalism

Motorhome

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So

Irish Bingo

A young girl from Ireland leaves home to find work in the bright lights of London. She comes home

John the Farmer

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called pullets

Teddy Bears

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They

The Bucking Bronco

A city slicker, named Tommy, was on vacation in Texas. His hosts, being very hospitable, invited him

The Prize

Whitey was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers called pullets and

Lawyers Are Full Of Bull

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's

Who Says Men Arn't Sensitive

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They

Prize Bull

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few

Christmas Raffle

Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub, a week before Xmas, enjoying a few quiet drinks, when they decided

The Amazon Parrot

When Uncle Charlie died of old age, Bill was bequeathed his uncle's prized Amazon parrot. This parrot

The Toastmaster Club

A good Irishman, John O'Reilly, met regularly with his toastmasters club. One evening they were hitting

Won a Motor Home

A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of

Kilts

A Scotsman was out having a very good time on Saturday night sampling the local product and on the