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First-year students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human
The Final Exam
It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the UW. Like many such freshman courses,
Real and Very Unfortunate Professional Names
Gaye Males - Real Estate Agent Rodger Bumpass
Highly Illogical
Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they
One-Armed Jock
An English professor told her students that there
Two retired professors were vacationing
Two retired professors were vacationing with their
Relieving Stress in Class
1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board. 2.
Pre-Med Upstart
As a pre-med student at Washington University in
Signs you're watching too much TV
The bumper sticker on your car reads: "What Would
Blonde's Finals
A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous.
Signs You've Been Partying Too Much
1. With a little effort, you could pull the bags
Final Exam Failure
Last semester I took macroeconomics and didn't
Professor of Dirty Jokes
There was an old professor who started every class
Bubba and Tiny Go on Probation
Two football players, Bubba and Tiny, were taking
Einsteinium
Albert Einstein used to go to dinners where he
Orgasm-isms
A group of students had a biology lab. As a part
Corpsalicious!
One day a medical professor and his class were
Nerds vs. Blonde Co-Eds
What's the difference between nerdy and blonde
Harvard Attitude
There was a young country boy who was very bright.
Psychology Class
A college psychology class was studing human reaction
Lightbulb <----> Law Professor
Q: How many law professors does it take to change
Southern University Psychology
At a southern university, students in the psychology
Montana Ghost Story
A visiting professor at the University of Montana
Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker
Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a $26,000
Words From Women
"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,
Wacky News of the World
But Doctor, You HAVE To! In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52,
OSU
An Ohio State University mortician student walked
Men vs. Women vs. the Short Story
Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are
Chemistry, Duke and Bonkistry
Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught
Professor of Logic
A guy sees his new neighbor out in his backyard,
Chemistry Class
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor,
It Doesn't Pay to Lie
Four college friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to Dallas
Ultimate Rejection Letter
Herbert A. Millington Chair - Search Committee 412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University College Hill,
College Professor
Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female
Men Are From Mars
Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor
The Evils of Marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic of the lecture, and on to his favorite
Take Care of the Big Rocks First
Take Care of the Big Rocks First A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in
Einstein's Speech
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly
The Experiment
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so
Roe vs. Wade
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor
Double Negative
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative
Physics Class
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a
Physical Chemistry Midterm
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm. The answer
Four Friends
These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to Dallas
Logic
Two rednecks met in a bar and decided that they weren't going anywhere in life so thought they should
Smart A$$ Professor
Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of
Autopsy
A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, An autopsy professor was giving an introductory