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First-year students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human

The Final Exam

It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the UW. Like many such freshman courses,

Real and Very Unfortunate Professional Names

Gaye Males - Real Estate Agent Rodger Bumpass

Highly Illogical

Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they

One-Armed Jock

An English professor told her students that there

Two retired professors were vacationing

Two retired professors were vacationing with their

Relieving Stress in Class

1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board. 2.

Pre-Med Upstart

As a pre-med student at Washington University in

Signs you're watching too much TV

The bumper sticker on your car reads: "What Would

Blonde's Finals

A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous.

Signs You've Been Partying Too Much

1. With a little effort, you could pull the bags

Final Exam Failure

Last semester I took macroeconomics and didn't

Professor of Dirty Jokes

There was an old professor who started every class

Bubba and Tiny Go on Probation

Two football players, Bubba and Tiny, were taking

Einsteinium

Albert Einstein used to go to dinners where he

Orgasm-isms

A group of students had a biology lab. As a part

Corpsalicious!

One day a medical professor and his class were

Nerds vs. Blonde Co-Eds

What's the difference between nerdy and blonde

Harvard Attitude

There was a young country boy who was very bright.

Psychology Class

A college psychology class was studing human reaction

Lightbulb <----> Law Professor

Q: How many law professors does it take to change

Southern University Psychology

At a southern university, students in the psychology

Montana Ghost Story

A visiting professor at the University of Montana

Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker

Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a $26,000

Words From Women

"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,

Wacky News of the World

But Doctor, You HAVE To! In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52,

OSU

An Ohio State University mortician student walked

Men vs. Women vs. the Short Story

Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are

Chemistry, Duke and Bonkistry

Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught

Professor of Logic

A guy sees his new neighbor out in his backyard,

Chemistry Class

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor,

It Doesn't Pay to Lie

Four college friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to Dallas

Ultimate Rejection Letter

Herbert A. Millington Chair - Search Committee 412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University College Hill,

College Professor

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female

Men Are From Mars

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor

The Evils of Marijuana

A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic of the lecture, and on to his favorite

Take Care of the Big Rocks First

Take Care of the Big Rocks First A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in

Einstein's Speech

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly

The Experiment

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so

Roe vs. Wade

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor

Double Negative

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative

Physics Class

A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a

Physical Chemistry Midterm

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm. The answer

Four Friends

These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to Dallas

Logic

Two rednecks met in a bar and decided that they weren't going anywhere in life so thought they should

Smart A$$ Professor

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of

Autopsy

A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, An autopsy professor was giving an introductory