Jokes
Bad Stomach Complaint
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies
How to draw an apple?
A boy and a girl in a PAP Kindergarden.The teacher gave the children some homework to do at home, and
Innocent Ali
Ali married Aminah. Ali was so innocent that he did not know how to consummate the marriage (actually
Tarzan
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his
Zoltrog Jokes
1. How many trarlokks does it take to trokkclap
Jungle Fever
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she
Divided By A Common Language
The British speech: "If you are ferocious in battle,
Oil Change
Oil Change instructions for Women: Pull up to
Tarzan Meets Jane
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was
Rent
A man decided to spend the night with a prostitute.
Preparing for Your Mammogram
Many women are afraid of their first mammogram,
Bacon in My Ear
A guy walks into a doctor''s office. He has a
GirlFriend 1.0 - Software Helpline Excerpt
I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend
Rules of Bedroom Golf
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment
A Real Ball Buster
"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What
On The Job Training
Three couples were married and stayed at the same
The Eve of Creation
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to
Lamaze Class
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners.
Men & Women Of Chemistry
Element Name: MAN Symbol: XY Atomic Weight: (180
Accident
After his legs had been broken in an accident, Mr. Miller sued for damages, claiming that he was
Organist
There was a church down in Southwest Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so
The Rules For Bedroom Golf
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play
The Creation of the Opposite Sex
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the
Snake Model
Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations
One Smart Old Man
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back,
2005 Darwin Awards
[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who
Lamaza Class
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The
Tech Support
Here are some conversations that actually happened between help desk people and their customers. Customer:
A Real Ball Buster
"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.
Tarzan and Jane
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about
How to Clean your Mouse
This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral
Interviewing a General
Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read
One or Two Hands?
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies
Lazy Golfer
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The