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Bad Stomach Complaint

A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies

How to draw an apple?

A boy and a girl in a PAP Kindergarden.The teacher gave the children some homework to do at home, and

Innocent Ali

Ali married Aminah. Ali was so innocent that he did not know how to consummate the marriage (actually

Tarzan

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his

Zoltrog Jokes

1. How many trarlokks does it take to trokkclap

Jungle Fever

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she

Divided By A Common Language

The British speech: "If you are ferocious in battle,

Oil Change

Oil Change instructions for Women: Pull up to

Tarzan Meets Jane

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was

Rent

A man decided to spend the night with a prostitute.

Preparing for Your Mammogram

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram,

Bacon in My Ear

A guy walks into a doctor''s office. He has a

GirlFriend 1.0 - Software Helpline Excerpt

I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend

Rules of Bedroom Golf

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment

A Real Ball Buster

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What

On The Job Training

Three couples were married and stayed at the same

The Eve of Creation

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to

Lamaze Class

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners.

Men & Women Of Chemistry

Element Name: MAN Symbol: XY Atomic Weight: (180

Accident

After his legs had been broken in an accident, Mr. Miller sued for damages, claiming that he was

Organist

There was a church down in Southwest Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so

The Rules For Bedroom Golf

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play

The Creation of the Opposite Sex

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the

Snake Model

Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations

One Smart Old Man

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back,

2005 Darwin Awards

[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who

Lamaza Class

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The

Tech Support

Here are some conversations that actually happened between help desk people and their customers. Customer:

A Real Ball Buster

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

Tarzan and Jane

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about

How to Clean your Mouse

This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral

Interviewing a General

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read

One or Two Hands?

A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies

Lazy Golfer

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The