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Soliciting

There was girl who was a prostitute, but her grandmother didn't know about her occupation.One day, the

Dirty Birds

A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots,

New Holidays for a New Year

Mark your calendar with the multitude of holidays

Wild Irish Ho's

An Irish daughter had not been home for over five

Potato, Potat-ho

Two little potatoes are standing on the street

Leper love

What did the leper say to the prostitute after

Lesser Evils

A nun at a Catholic school is asking her students

Sandpaper Sally

This desperate guy named Jim goes to the whorehouse

Loose Potatoes

If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one would

How's Your Melon Smellin'?

How's Your Melon Smellin'? Two women were walking

A woman went to her priest with a problem...

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father,

Bowling Ball vs. Prostitute

What's the difference between a bowling ball and

Fortune 500

What do you get when you cross a fortune teller

Leper and Prostitute

Q: What did the leper say the the prostitute? A:

Prostitiute's Friends

What do you call a buncha women hanging around

Rough Sex

A man walks into a bar and sees a large chest of

This Farm Boy Goes Into a Whorehouse...

A farm boy who had just finished his schooling

Duck for Sale

There was once a boy whose father gave him a duck,

Rent

A man decided to spend the night with a prostitute.

The Clintons and the $50 Hooker

Bill Clinton is out jogging around in some of

Retired Sailor

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and

Upholding the Cloth

A priest wanted to convince a prostitute to turn

Elementary, My Dear Jerkface

Sherlock Holmes and Watson were walking through

Yo! Snap!

What's the difference between you and a prostitute?

The D.C. Hookers Read the Paper

A prostitute on the street was approached by a

The Hooker Needs an Altoid

Two prostitutes are standing on the corner and

Annoying Boy on Bus

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right

The Farmer and the Prostitute

What's the difference between an epileptic farmer

Potatoes Hotatoes

Two potatoes are walking down the street. One

Limbless Prostitute

Q: What do you call a prostitute with no arms or

Koalas & Their Affinity For Oral Sex

This Koala bear hires a hooker on the streets of

Two Hookers

Two hookers were riding around town with a sign

Elephant and Prostitute

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with

Prostitutes and Drug Dealers

Q: Why do prostitutes make more money than drug

Duck, Duck, Hooker

Once there was a farmer with three sons. One day

Three Drunk Men

These three guys got together one day and were

What do you call a prostitute's children?

What do you call a prostitute's children? Brothel

The Government's a Prostitute

Why is the government like a prostitute? You're

Washington Survey

A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked

Stealing From Work

What do you call a prostitute with her hands under

Holiday in Ibiza

A man wanted to go on holiday in Ibiza because

Yo Mama & a Hooker

What is the difference between your mother and

It's Open Lawyer Season!

WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS

Meeting the Irish Ma

A young Irish lad had fallen in love with a girl

Computer + Ho = ?

What do you get when you cross a computer with

The Old Lady and The Hookers

There was an old lady walking down the streets

49ers New Hires

Why did the 49ers hire two nuns and a prostitute?

Psychology Co-ed

Have you heard about the blonde psychology major

The Randy Panda

A panda walks into a bar. He sits down, and asks

New Name For An Old Profession

    A woman walks into her accountant's

Paying the Price of Marriage

    William and Mildred were married

Sex In Advertising

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a

Parrot-Prostitutes

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father,

Arthritis

A drunk man who smelled like booze sat down on a bench next to a priest. The man's tie was stained,

Lawyer Hunting

Rules for hunting lawyers Washington state attorney season and bag limits -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1300.01

College Professor

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female

The Top 15 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife

Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new

Thor The Viking

Thor, the Viking God of Thunder, and his pal Odin were up in Valhalla, when suddenly Thor said to Odin,

Dear Abby

Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier

Two Dwarfs

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel

Oranges

A girl was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole

Two Prostitutes

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said, "TWO PROSTITUTES.......$50.00."

Smart A$$ Professor

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of

Interviewing a General

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read

Bus For Alaska

Fay Chester was a busy housewife with a demanding husband, six children and a large house. The only

Parrots

A woman goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female