Jokes
Soliciting
There was girl who was a prostitute, but her grandmother didn't know about her occupation.One day, the
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots,
New Holidays for a New Year
Mark your calendar with the multitude of holidays
Wild Irish Ho's
An Irish daughter had not been home for over five
Potato, Potat-ho
Two little potatoes are standing on the street
Leper love
What did the leper say to the prostitute after
Lesser Evils
A nun at a Catholic school is asking her students
Sandpaper Sally
This desperate guy named Jim goes to the whorehouse
Loose Potatoes
If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one would
How's Your Melon Smellin'?
How's Your Melon Smellin'? Two women were walking
A woman went to her priest with a problem...
A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father,
Bowling Ball vs. Prostitute
What's the difference between a bowling ball and
Fortune 500
What do you get when you cross a fortune teller
Leper and Prostitute
Q: What did the leper say the the prostitute? A:
Prostitiute's Friends
What do you call a buncha women hanging around
Rough Sex
A man walks into a bar and sees a large chest of
This Farm Boy Goes Into a Whorehouse...
A farm boy who had just finished his schooling
Duck for Sale
There was once a boy whose father gave him a duck,
Rent
A man decided to spend the night with a prostitute.
The Clintons and the $50 Hooker
Bill Clinton is out jogging around in some of
Retired Sailor
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and
Upholding the Cloth
A priest wanted to convince a prostitute to turn
Elementary, My Dear Jerkface
Sherlock Holmes and Watson were walking through
Yo! Snap!
What's the difference between you and a prostitute?
The D.C. Hookers Read the Paper
A prostitute on the street was approached by a
The Hooker Needs an Altoid
Two prostitutes are standing on the corner and
Annoying Boy on Bus
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right
The Farmer and the Prostitute
What's the difference between an epileptic farmer
Potatoes Hotatoes
Two potatoes are walking down the street. One
Limbless Prostitute
Q: What do you call a prostitute with no arms or
Koalas & Their Affinity For Oral Sex
This Koala bear hires a hooker on the streets of
Two Hookers
Two hookers were riding around town with a sign
Elephant and Prostitute
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
Q: Why do prostitutes make more money than drug
Duck, Duck, Hooker
Once there was a farmer with three sons. One day
Three Drunk Men
These three guys got together one day and were
What do you call a prostitute's children?
What do you call a prostitute's children? Brothel
The Government's a Prostitute
Why is the government like a prostitute? You're
Washington Survey
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked
Stealing From Work
What do you call a prostitute with her hands under
Holiday in Ibiza
A man wanted to go on holiday in Ibiza because
Yo Mama & a Hooker
What is the difference between your mother and
It's Open Lawyer Season!
WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS
Meeting the Irish Ma
A young Irish lad had fallen in love with a girl
Computer + Ho = ?
What do you get when you cross a computer with
The Old Lady and The Hookers
There was an old lady walking down the streets
49ers New Hires
Why did the 49ers hire two nuns and a prostitute?
Psychology Co-ed
Have you heard about the blonde psychology major
The Randy Panda
A panda walks into a bar. He sits down, and asks
New Name For An Old Profession
A woman walks into her accountant's
Paying the Price of Marriage
William and Mildred were married
Sex In Advertising
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a
Parrot-Prostitutes
A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father,
Arthritis
A drunk man who smelled like booze sat down on a bench next to a priest. The man's tie was stained,
Lawyer Hunting
Rules for hunting lawyers Washington state attorney season and bag limits -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1300.01
College Professor
Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female
The Top 15 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife
Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new
Thor The Viking
Thor, the Viking God of Thunder, and his pal Odin were up in Valhalla, when suddenly Thor said to Odin,
Dear Abby
Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier
Two Dwarfs
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel
Oranges
A girl was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole
Two Prostitutes
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said, "TWO PROSTITUTES.......$50.00."
Smart A$$ Professor
Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of
Interviewing a General
Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read
Bus For Alaska
Fay Chester was a busy housewife with a demanding husband, six children and a large house. The only
Parrots
A woman goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female