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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car

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A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.

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A man is participating in a golf tournament. He

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St. Peter was standing outside the gates of heaven

One day Ed, known for always being broke and shabby,

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One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner.

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In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it. Sensing that

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. Coincidentally,

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An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray had always wanted a pair of authentic

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small Florida church found

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son

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A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and enquired of his father, if they could discuss

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Sitting on the edge of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car driving

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. While checking the

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says

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Whitey was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers called pullets and

A man attempting to set up his new printer called the printer's tech Support number, complaining about

A Canadian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning

A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck,

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel

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I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter

In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very

A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born

The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit Russia, and was entertained by his opposite

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WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. WHAT

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 1999 Ferrari GTO. It is also most expensive

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Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines.

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts

A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for